LAST EDITED ON 01-09-08 AT 10:32 AM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 01-09-08 AT 10:28 AM (EST)

Always have to start with Vicki!!!!
Vicki-I'd be ticked if Slade was allowed to leave such a mess. He would have been paying me quite a bit for storage each month that his mess was there. (Believe me, renting 40 PODS would be cheaper)

New assistant Tammy, or is it Tami, for right now until I know how to spell it, it's Vicki' #####. She seems like a terrific, hard working person, but her style is way out there. The make over was a terrific gift. How could you watch without smiling or laughing at the screamin that girl was doing. Vicki does have a generous side to her.

Quinn-get rid of Billy this second!!!!

And your talk about being a Christian and your sexuality is just a little too much in my face hypocritical. Subtleness will go farther with me. Dump Billy.

You didn't need any Botox, I think I know why, you have the most fat content in your face of all the housewives. Your "would be" wrinkles are filled. Lose the 40 lbs you need to lose and we'll see what happens. Oh, and get rid of Billy, okay?

Tamra-kick your son out. He's getting expensive tattoos, has high bar tabs and $400 jeans? He needs the biggest wake up call of all, grow up and be a man!!!!! Support your own darn habits.

Was today's episode after your breast reduction, because it doesn't seem like any drastic difference, if any at all.

Tammy-Botox party sure seemed fun. Not too much substance with her.

Jeana- regarding the Botox party, I wonder what they would have suggested for Jeana. Jeana looks so fantastic during her confessionals, but the rest of the time, she's looking rather haggered. They must have shot 3 dozen confessionals on the same day.

That house was a wreck, and yes, if I were buying such an expensive place, I definitely would be looking in the garage. For the price, my husband would have been looking for some great shelving/storage cabinets, and plenty of room.

You and Vicki have the oddest/realistic friendship. You can both be wrong, but still be friends after the frustration. You probably have years of experience with Matt.

Laurie-
Wedding foods...I agree calamari wouldn't appeal to as many people as a good piece of beef. Loved the compromise with the date and the fig. I would love to see the final wedding bill, any guesses?

Ashley as maid of honor, even if she wasn't, I would still expect her to help out with the invitations, picking up people at the airport, etc. She lives in a mansion for free, for Pete's sake.

The shower....some beautiful items and some eyebrow risers!!! So great to see Kimberly again, she looks fantastic.

At the end of the show, they had pictures of the housewives, I think Quinn was missing. I wonder why???