Wouldn't it be fantastic if the Cowboys could get bounced tonight? Let's see what happens...

Cowboys and country singers neck to neck while searching for taxis.

Back to the Road Block... all of the little kids are running around watching the teams put together their cars. One particular girl is flirting with Flight Time, and eventually she says "I'm going to complain about you." Ornery little gal.

Mark is first to finish, and he & Bopgirl take off for Guangzhou's Children Cultural Center, and they have to take the finished car with them!

Margie is second to finish.

Uh oh... Mark has left his backpack behind after the taxi left with them and their car. Trouble.

Margie and Luke manage to get their car tied up on the roof of the taxi with some rope. All of the other early finishers so far have just jammed the car into the trunk and held it down with rope with the trunk lid open.

Mark now realizes his backpack is missing and they have to go back to look for it.

Country singers both say they're really bad at assembling things. After a while, Jennifer schmoozes up to Cord and ask if they could get the other express pass -- and several other teams immediately notice this. Cord is hemming and hawing the whole time, and Jet finishes quickly. After a brief interaction, they give the express pass to the country singers and both teams take off, leaving the rest of the teams to fume.

Probably not a bad idea, really... the country singers are not long-term threats in the game, I'd say. Better them than to give to a really strong team.

At the Cultural Center, teams give their car to a child to drive.

Detour! Tether-ball (make ten passes on playing hacky sack) or China Cup (painful-looking therapy with ten cups placed on the back to suck up skin).

Mallory and Mark are really squawking at each other. Their personalities are completely opposite from when they were with their own partners (Gary and Bopper, respectively).