I almost think that he was trying to get hit so he could sue VH1 and that is how he hoped he could pay off the note to his house.If so, he didn't think it out. Typical Carbon: he started trying to bring in the legal action before the assault. The correct order is 'get hit, get hurt, get court date'. Of course, he does seem to make a career out of avoiding pain -- notice we didn't get any footage from his showing up for Harvey's boot camp? And why? Because he didn't show up. He had enough time to squeeze a fitness program into his busy Z-list schedule, but a boot camp stop was just too much work --
-- wrong. Carbon will not let himself enter a situation he doesn't think he can control. The person controlling boot camp is the drill sargeant. And it's a pity Carbon didn't show up, really, because he would have been treated as a boot.
Well, maybe Brat will think of -- something. Sure. Right. That's what we'll call it. 'Something.'