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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
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how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"ANNA NICOLE BLOWS"
desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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08-05-02, 10:06 PM (EST)
 
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"ANNA NICOLE BLOWS" |
I'm thinking we desperately need an Anna Nicole Blows forum. While we're at it, how about an Ozzy Blows forum?"Just saying, is all." -- JV "What rage for fame attends both great and small!
Better be damned than mentioned not at all." --John Wolcot (1738–1819) 
"yes, I'm an attention whore. so?"
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ejm92 2221 desperate attention whore postings
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08-05-02, 11:47 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: ANNA NICOLE BLOWS" |
Yeah, we do need one of these. But, I used my psychic powers to avoid this mess of a show, although I'm sure I'll end up seeing one of those reruns they are sure to air.
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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings
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08-08-02, 04:01 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: My thoughts exactly!" |
>What he said... E! is crowing
>about it:
>....I would be extremely suprised if E! has anything to crow about after the rest of the episodes. After watching the premiere its quite clear that E! knew what they were doing when they didn't allow any critics to review the show prior to the premiere.....the show was without a doubt the worst half hour of television that I ever saw. Actually, it was the worst 20 minutes since that is how long I was able to hang in there before changing the channel. I found it to be completely unwatchable, even from the angle of just watching to make fun of it, that's how terrible it was. I didn't laugh one time during the premiere, not even at the show's expense...in fact I sat there the whole time with my jaw touching the ground in shock that someone actually allowed this show to get on the air. They might get ratings for the second show based on the fact that it did so well in the ratings....ie, people who didn't watch it will turn in out of curiosity...but, I bet they will also lose a good portion of the 4 million who watched the premiere such as myself.
WORST. SHOW. EVER. NO. FOOLIN.
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Red Lady 2010 desperate attention whore postings
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08-07-02, 04:16 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: ANNA NICOLE BLOWS" |
dang! I missed episode one! I wonder if there will be re-runs?! (j/k)
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PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-02, 12:31 PM (EST)
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10. "The Anna Nicole Drinking Game" |
We'll need this just to stomach getting through an episode... not that I've ever watched this crap or plan to do so (we don't get her show up here anyway, thank goodness Canadians won't get corrupted).http://www.ew.com/ew/article/commentary/0,6115,337183~3~0~,00.html
Presenting the Anna Nicole Smith drinking game -- Here's a little something to make the televised antics of our favorite former model more bearable by Dan Snierson. Outrageous? Yes. Courageous? Kind of. Contagious? 'Fraid so. The ''come inside my wacky go-nuts life!'' genre of reality TV just got a little bigger: ''The Anna Nicole Show'' -- a series about everybody's favorite eccentric actress/Playmate/merry widow, Anna Nicole Smith -- gave E! its highest household ratings ever with its recent debut. (What's the appeal? It's just like ''The Osbournes,'' but with less metal and more slurring.) Seeking to make this guilty pleasure even more guilty, we present...the Anna Nicole Show Drinking Game. ~ Every time Anna Nicole noshes, take a drink. ~ Every time she's seen without her attorney, Howard, take a drink. ~ Every time she addresses the camera, take a drink. (If she comes on to the camera, do a double.) ~ Every time she stumbles, clumsily spill a shot all over your face. ~ Every time she talks about masturbation, take a sip of blush wine. ~ Every time she mentions the fact that she hasn't had sex in two years, take a drink while fastening a chastity belt around your waist. ~ Every time she flaunts her breasts, adjusts them, or refers to them by name, take two drinks. (Caution: Please have an EMT standing by in case of alcohol poisoning.) ~ Every time she converses with her pooch, Sugar Pie, share a Milk-Bone with your dog. ~ Every time she encourages Sugar Pie to hump her stuffed bear, rub up against the person to your left. ~ Every time Anna Nicole herself mounts an object or person, close your eyes, plug your ears, and chant, ''La-la-la-la-la-I'm-not-listening!'' ~ Every time she mispronounces a word, throw a dictionary at the TV. ~ Every time she bickers with her assistant, Kim, punch the shoulder of the person to your right. ~ Every time she engages in a sweet-'n'-awkward conversation with her son, Daniel, call your mom and tell her that you love her. ~ Every time she refers to -- or directly addresses -- her late 90-year-old billionaire husband, give $475 million to the person on your left. ~ Any time she seems embarrassed by her own behavior, game over.   .......
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-02, 02:12 PM (EST)
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11. "OMG!!!" |
I haven't seen it, but I think I don't have too after seeing this. I get the gist.
~ Every time she encourages Sugar Pie to hump her stuffed bear, rub up against the person to your left.
~ Every time Anna Nicole herself mounts an object or person, close your eyes, plug your ears, and chant, ''La-la-la-la-la-I'm-not-listening!'' Oh Good Lord!!!!! It's the Drunken Fat Party Slut Show!!! 
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