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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 03-02-06, 01:32 PM (EST) "Be the Idol5 - Top 24" (A dialogue game where characters are assigned, but everyone is encouraged to comment.) Hello American Viewing Audience. And whoever else is out there, especially if you have a Nielsen box. Welcome to BE THE AMERICAN IDOL. We have a great bashing season, my friends. Yea, never in the history of singing shows have we seen such banality, oddity and unworthiness. Ah, but there are a few mighty competitors. And I love this part of the season, because I get 4 hours of face-time Every week, thanks to our Tues, Wed & Thurs shows. And I get to say goodbye to 4 losers every week. So, let's dish the dirt and shovel the doodoo. Introduce yourselves and bash your fellow castmates. Lots of spots open- see Sign Up thread.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 CattyChat 03-02-06 1    RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 seahorse 03-03-06 16  RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 Breezy 03-02-06 2  RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 emydi 03-02-06 3    RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 Glow 03-03-06 10        Chris' Ho Angelfood 03-03-06 11            RE: Chris' Ho Glow 03-03-06 14                duh yeah Angelfood 03-03-06 18                    RE: duh yeah Glow 03-03-06 20  Hi. I'm Kat! Sheila 03-02-06 4    RE: Hi. I'm Kat! seahorse 03-03-06 21  Hi from Bobby Angelfood 03-02-06 5  RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 CattyChat 03-03-06 6  RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 mrc 03-03-06 7    RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 Tahj 03-03-06 12    RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 seahorse 03-03-06 22  RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 mrc 03-03-06 8    *snort* Breezy 03-03-06 9    RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 Tahj 03-03-06 13  RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 seahorse 03-03-06 15    RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 emydi 03-03-06 17        RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 Glow 03-03-06 19            RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 emydi 03-03-06 24        RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 seahorse 03-03-06 23  RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 Pepito 03-03-06 25  Tuesday night's performances mrc 03-07-06 26    RE: Tuesday night's performances mrc 03-07-06 27  Guys--Top 8 mrc 03-09-06 28  Guys--Top 8 mrc 03-09-06 29  Boys CattyChat 03-09-06 30  RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 Devious Weasel 03-09-06 31    RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24 CBailey 03-09-06 32

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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 03-02-06, 03:31 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" Do I really need an introduction? Yes, I'm the ever sickening sweet, increasing dopey Paula. I get to start this season with a clean slate. I mean, really, who is America going to believe Corey or moi? He was a cold hearted snake, that one. I would NEVER cross the line, I just like to watch like a little girl in a boy candy store. Watch out, Ryan. I am the cute flirt of the show -- no touchy-touchy with the girls OR the boys. (Are you okay, Will, darling? I'd love to explain to you why I LOVE all things Bobby Brady.) Well, this season anything Randy says goes double for me -- except when he criticizes any of my boys; in that case, I'll speak up and voice MY OWN opinion. So far I can sum everyone up as follows: I love your individual style. I love your tone. You really move me. You are SO genuine & REAL. Oh . . . and what Randy says. Oh . . . and did I mention how much I hate Simon? Okay, boys, are you ready for a trip to Paula's Pound?   Top

seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-06, 11:57 AM (EST) 16. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" Yo girl. You must be laying off the pills this season so far. You are actually coherent. I hope you're not having withdrawals. I know the kind of medicine you craved in the past.   Top

Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-06, 03:45 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" You bad media types leave my daddy alone! I'm sure being on AI is actually a help for his political career, cause I am the all American girl. *preen*   Top

emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-06, 04:38 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" Yo, glow, is it me or BO? I'm no. 1   Top

Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-06, 08:45 AM (EST) 10. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" ummm. *giggle* *swoon* -- Chris's Ho   Top

Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 03-03-06, 10:49 AM (EST) 11. "Chris' Ho" doesn't that require your own siggie? That could be your title in this game...   Top

Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-06, 11:29 AM (EST) 14. "RE: Chris' Ho" Are you offering?   Top

Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 03-03-06, 03:00 PM (EST) 18. "duh yeah" you should ask tribe for a siggie first, if he's too busy, I can do a less-technically-beautiful one. We need to find a good graphic first tho. Hmmn. Ideas?   Top

Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-06, 03:36 PM (EST) 20. "RE: duh yeah" I found some nice ones on his band's website. I'll have to re-find them.   Top

Sheila 2069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 03-02-06, 06:12 PM (EST) 4. "Hi. I'm Kat!" *giggle* Hi, I'm Kat. My mom is a vocal instructor. I'm sincerely sorry that all of that part of the audience has to look at my butt during my performances each week. Did I mention that my mom is a vocal instructor? I loved the fact that I got to kiss all of the judges because I'm just a germ lovin' freak. If I didn't mention it, my mom is a vocal instructor. My roomie is Kelly. Oh! *giggle* not Clarkson silly! Pickler!!! Kelly Pickler --- the cute (but I'm cuter you know) little blonde. Anyway, I had bad "song choice" this week but I'm confident I'm not going home this week because you know my mom IS a vocal instructor. *giggle* Bye!   Top

seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-06, 04:17 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Hi. I'm Kat!" Yo girl, If you keep sticking with the safe stuff you might not be around as long as you hope, even if your mom is a vocal instructor.   Top

Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 03-02-06, 07:25 PM (EST) 5. "Hi from Bobby" "This is the best singer. My singing is good. I have a great voice." Ryan: What do you think about the show? Bobby: "I like this show. American Idol and I like it so much I can't believe how much I like it." Ryan: Are you sad at being off the show? Bobby:"nah. I don't think so." Ryan: What will you be doing in the future. Bobby: "i don't know." Angelfood's Young Son, transcribed by AF This character is being played by my son, per his request, but he doesn't have an RTVW ID.   Top

CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 03-03-06, 07:46 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" Ooooohhhh, my head hurts so bad. Close the drapes, the light hurts. Who is that laying in my bed? OMG *runs to bathroom* I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamt that I was this hideous Marionette with Simon's voice coming out of my mouth. How strange. I better start getting ready for the results show tonight, because the kids are going to need my comforting words when they get cut. What?? The show was last night?? Why don't I remember??? Oh my dear, I think I'm going to be sick again. *runs to bathroom* Why does the thought of Salad & Pizza make me gag??   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-06, 08:25 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" Hey! I LOVE American Idol! It makes me wanna SANG a song. *whips out harp* Made it on American Idol, My life shore is grate. Hey! Gimme some scat-a-rat-a-tat-tat! Hey! Thank y'all very much!   Top

Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 03-03-06, 10:52 AM (EST) 12. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" Love ya man. Don't forget your high-pitched WHOAS! too. Moves courtesy of Syren   Top

seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-06, 04:19 PM (EST) 22. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" Dawg, I never thought much of the song choice, but I do like the Ray Charles appeal.   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-06, 08:29 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" Hey, man. I ate me some calumaree. It was *mumble mumble mumble*. That Paula sure is hotter than a wet pig in slop. I bet she would *mumble mumble mumble*. Dang right. Anybody got any rubber bands for my hair? Anybody saw my retainer? Anybody saw that medicine I gotta use on my *mumble mumble mumble*?   Top

Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-06, 08:36 AM (EST) 9. "*snort*" LMAO   Top

Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 03-03-06, 10:54 AM (EST) 13. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" LAST EDITED ON 03-03-06 AT 10:54 AM (EST) U git ta bay 2 iduls!? Moves courtesy of Syren   Top

seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-06, 11:46 AM (EST) 15. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" The DAWG Pound is looking good for the start of the season   Top

emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-06, 01:34 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" Do I even have to show up next week? Don't I get a free pass to F12 after my performance this week? WOO WOO WOO WOO   Top

Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-06, 03:34 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" Yes, you have to be there.   Top

emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-06, 05:03 PM (EST) 24. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" Ok, just for you and don't you have a really hot friend that lives near you? ...II'll be there for her too!   Top

seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-06, 04:23 PM (EST) 23. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" You da man. You should be makin' records already.   Top

Pepito 587 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 03-03-06, 08:30 PM (EST) 25. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" Halleluja!! I made it through again. Thank you Jesus, thank you. With God's divine guidance I will go straight to the top. The stylists have been wonderful, dressing for a woman of my figure so well. The makeup people, the Hair people, are all working wonders for me. ...Not that I don't have the talent, indeed I do. The way I see it, my main competitors are basically: Got-Grammys-in-the-family Paris; The-Voice-Instructor's-daughter Katherine; Lisa "The Lion King" Tucker; Kelly "Pick Pickler" Pickler; Bald-Eagle Chris; Taylor Hicks The Hick; and Ducky Bucky. But the Idol will be ME. Praise Jesus!! Mandisa PS: What's that Donny Osmond type kid still doing in this competition? He's not a contender...   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-07-06, 10:59 AM (EST) 26. "Tuesday night's performances" I just want y'all to know that I'm so happy to be singin' this week. (Whoo!) This has been the most exciting thang that's ever happened to me. I usta sing in honky-tonks, but they ain't got nothin' on Americun Idol. (Hey!) Hopefully, I'll be able to pick a song that hsows off my unique voice this week. Hey, has anyone seen the sheet music for Copocabana?   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-07-06, 11:02 AM (EST) 27. "RE: Tuesday night's performances" I 'gree with my es-teamed southron brothu. I just hope that they don't ask us to sing some of that Frank Sinatra *mumble mumble mumble*. Gosh, dang, that would be hard, cuz I'm a rocker, see? I can't sang no panty-waist song about love--I gotta ROCK like Bo so Glow will *mumble mumble mumble* and *mumble mumble mumble* and forget that dagnabbed poseur Chris.   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-09-06, 07:33 AM (EST) 28. "Guys--Top 8" SOUL PATROL!!! Look out, America--when I get my arm swingin', there ain't no stoppin' me! Paula's gonna incorporate my dancing into her new dance routine. I see a Grammy-winning video in the future--"Seizure Fever." Or, if it's a duet with Katharine, "Seizure McPhever." Yeah! SOUL PATROL!   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-09-06, 07:38 AM (EST) 29. "Guys--Top 8" Betcha y'all didn't know I had a twin, huh? Psych! We've had offers to do Doublemint commercials a'ready, but we asked for *mumble mumble* and they told us to stick it up our *mumble mumble*. Gosh dang Hollywood bastiges!   Top

CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 03-09-06, 08:54 AM (EST) 30. "Boys" So many young, pretty boys -- so many social mores & laws to break . . . Simon, you're such a JERK!! Leave my boys alone.   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-09-06, 02:58 PM (EST) 31. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" Where's my naughty little minx at? She needs to visit my dressing room.   Top

CBailey 274 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 03-09-06, 03:42 PM (EST) 32. "RE: Be the Idol5 - Top 24" Hi I am Kellie I still don't have a clue what a minx is and why would I want to visit your dressing room Simon? I just Confused!!!   Top

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