LAST EDITED ON 05-29-07 AT 01:59 PM (EST)

You're all ##### #####. You know that. #####. #####.

Do you have the bollocks to play this game? What game, you ask? That's because you're a ##### moron. Honestly.

This is Be the Living Damned, where you get a chance to speak as a contestant on the Fox reality series, Hell's Kitchen. Here is how the game was played last season.

Here are your choices. Who will you be? Feel free to suggest your own tag line.

The Living Damned

Aaron

Bonnie

Brad

Eddie

Jen

Joanna

Josh

Julia

Melissa

Rock

Tiffany

Vinnie

The Staff

MaryAnn, Executive Chef

Scott the Chef

Jean Phillipe, Maitre D'

And saving the best for last, the Devil himself:

Gordon Ramsay

Notes: The "Be the..." Games were invented by the lvoely and talented Angelfood, to whom praise is hereby bestowed.

I know I can't handle being Gordon Ramsay, so I'm asking for someone who hates people more than I do to take on the role. That pic will not be his sig, if I am the one making them, which looks likely.

By all means PM me if you have a question or whatever.

Wheel of tribe