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"American Idol 5 Auditions 2/7/06: East Coast Spoiler Thread"
cjhope117 584 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-07-06, 08:03 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: American Idol 5 Auditions 2/7/06: East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I really love the auditions because you never know what you will see and some of it is really hysterically funny, but seriously, what is wrong with some of these people?
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cjhope117 584 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-07-06, 08:08 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: American Idol 5 Auditions 2/7/06: East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Did her flower get stuck in her hair??? What in the world?
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kathliam 3669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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02-07-06, 08:12 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: American Idol 5 Auditions 2/7/06: East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Well, Boston has given the country a lot of wonderful things, but it doesn't look like they will give us the next American Idol. *dabs blood from ears* So far this is painful. I hope the city is able to show us something!
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kathliam 3669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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02-07-06, 08:19 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: American Idol 5 Auditions 2/7/06: East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Another set of twins. Only one is singing because the other had a cyst rupture on her vocal cords. Very attractive (as in HOT, HOT, HOT). The non-singer is sitting on the side coaching. Voice isn't great. Paula says no, Randy wants to give her a second chance, Simon says she will probably be very successful in other aspects of her life but no. Paula changes her mind and lets her in.Tatiana Ward, she of the pierced tongue. Her voice isn't bad but she's having trouble keeping the tune. Nerves, maybe? She then tries flattering Randy, Paula and Simon. She does have an good personality about it. Randy says yes, Simon says no, Paula says yes.
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cjhope117 584 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-07-06, 08:22 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: American Idol 5 Auditions 2/7/06: East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
What did the last girl with the huge hair sing? I had to use the bathroom and missed it. Simon said it was too old-fashioned and cabaret.
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kathliam 3669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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02-07-06, 08:24 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: American Idol 5 Auditions 2/7/06: East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
'My Cherie A'more' (I think that's how you spell it), an old Stevie Wonder tune.
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thecrossbowkid 40 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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02-08-06, 09:41 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: American Idol 5 Auditions 2/7/06: East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Oh boy, I must disagree. The semi-black girl with the Russian first name, hispanic surname and the blondish-reddish hair was pretty darn good. Simon's comment about looking like a poodle made me throw food at my TV. What a jerk , but that is yesterfays news. She was MUCH BETTER than the hottie twin. Style over substance!
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kathliam 3669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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02-07-06, 08:33 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: American Idol 5 Auditions 2/7/06: East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Oh, my ears, my ears. Kenneth Maccarone, singing 'I Believe' by Cher, in a voice that absolutely defies description. A little bit of Cher, what sounded like a few yodels. The faces on the judges were priceless. The guy claims the voice was that of Cher, and that he can also do Judy Garland. Simon tells him he should find a job as a female impersonator, which the guy refuses to do because he won't dress up as a woman. He wants to sing like a woman, but won't dress like one? I don't get it. He also has buggy eyes that bother me.Oh, and he isn't going to Hollywood.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-08-06, 10:10 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: American Idol 5 Auditions 2/7/06: East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I'm starting to think they pick some song for each audition and make everyone sing it (as they always have this montage thing with way too many people singing the same freaking song). Could be part of the audition to get into see Randy, Simon and Paula. Having everyone sing the chorus of the same song as part of the early audition process might help with the sorting. When they all do the same thing sometimes it makes the who is really bad and who is really good stand out a bit more.
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cjhope117 584 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-07-06, 08:48 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: American Idol 5 Auditions 2/7/06: East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I feel kinda bad for this Michael kid. He was not very good but he really thought that peeing would make him better.
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kathliam 3669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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02-07-06, 08:53 PM (EST)
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10. "Tomorrow on American Idol" |
Well, the auditions are over. 175 people from 7 cities will make their way to Hollywood, and most will have their dreams crushed.We are shown a montage of lots of golden tickets, some very disappointed singers, more than a few upset parents, and lots and lots of tears. Oh, and Zachary. And Rhonetta. Ah, the memories. The nightmares. Hell Week begins. Singing in groups on stage in front of only the 3 judges. There are tears, anger, back talk and a paramedic. At least one person drops out of the competition, and it someone attempts to jump the judges.
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Godd3ss 86 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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02-08-06, 11:36 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Tomorrow on American Idol" |
I think they were dressed up like members from the band GWAR
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