*signs* Geez, have you guys forgotten that I can't hear? So why did you put out the announcement that this thread was open over the bullhorn?
Anyhoo... how about these gals, Cara and Jaime? *makes hand motions outlining their body shapes* Of course, it's a bit too bad that I'm gay, but hey, if it helps me to get further in the game then what's the problem?
Mom? Think you could take care of the whole leg on your own since you're the bionic woman anyway? I've got a couple of gals to distract.