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"New Season of Celebrity Poker Showdown"
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bebekid 1621 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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05-02-06, 09:37 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: New Season of Celebrity Poker Showdown" |
Ummm, I saw Jason Alexander in the commercial.
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Fishercat 4168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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05-02-06, 11:03 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: New Season of Celebrity Poker Showdown" |
Come on!There is an infinite amount of potential. If Jason Alexander is true, then the Chris Kattan v. Jason Alexander mini-raise battle of doom may happen again. That's a Top 10 moment. Phil Hellmuth could be brillant. O/U until he physically injures a person? 19 hands? What happens when he sees all the donkeys calling? Although I would have also preferred Daniel Negreanu, Hellmuth will work. Mr. Gordon was awesome though... I'm quite happy about this
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Fishercat 4168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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05-04-06, 05:28 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: New Season of Celebrity Poker Showdown" |
That is what makes it funny. I see enough fantastic poker on tv? Now bad poker? Nice.
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bebekid 1621 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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05-16-06, 10:09 PM (EST)
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10. "Players" |
Game 1: Brett Butler, Fred Savage, Jennifer Tilly, Ida Siconolfi, Doug E. Doug Game 2: Jason Alexander, Jamie Bamber, Bryan Cranston, Susie Essman, Kevin Sorbo Game 3: Greg Behrendt, Kim Coles, Andrea Martin, Jorge Garcia, Michael Ian Black Game 4: Joy Behar, Andy D!ck, Macy Gray, Christopher Meloni, Robin Tunney Game 5: Mario Cantone, Rocco DiSpirito, Jenna Fischer, Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele
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Estee 54641 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-17-06, 08:19 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Players" |
So which one of these is the non-celebrity who won the online tournament -- oh, there she is! Hi, Ida! Congratulations! I hate you for going all-in on Every. Single. Hand in the first ten games! (Note to self: slow-play in online tournaments doesn't work.)Game 1: Brett Butler: Didn't she die? Fred Savage: Doesn't he wish he was dead? Jennifer Tilly: Foul on the play! No semi-professionals allowed! Ida Siconolfi: You and your (censored) pocket pairs... Doug E. Doug: Okay, new rule: you must have worked in the last two years to sit at this table... Gotta be Jennifer, unless the cards get really weird, or Miss Online 2006 decides to try and take everyone out on the first hand again. Game 2: Jason Alexander: Does the Seinfeld Curse apply to this? Jamie Bamber: Three critically-acclaimed series, none of which I've ever seen... Bryan Cranston: At least we'll be laughing -- Susie Essman: -- at her play... Kevin Sorbo: People will underestimate him. Just watch. Hmmm. Jason's won before, Bryan's the best player at the table, but -- dunno. Something is saying 'Kevin' here, so I'll go with that. Game 3: Greg Behrendt: I'm just not that into you. Kim Coles: Get away from my table, you Mole-ruining be-yotch. Andrea Martin: Interesting charity. Seriously. Jorge Garcia: Odds of accidentally blabbing a secret: one in zero. Michael Ian Black: No, it's 'Best known for commenting on 6000 VH1 Best Of lists...' I want to root for Jorge here, but I've got Dave & Phil's 'kiss of death' record. That should probably bring it back to Michael and his patched-up paper partner, but Andrea might sneak in under the radar. Let's say Andrea. Not like it makes a difference. Game 4: (Or: The Table Of Death.) Joy Behar: Oh gawd, shut up... Andy Dick: You need to die now. And if we all watch you, we may need to die too. Macy Gray: All right, she's there for Habitat, that's good... Christopher Meloni: pleasedon'tbringthehatpleasedon'tbringthehat Robin Tunney: That picture is just disturbing. Macy. Please, by all the powers, Macy, because if it's The Dick, then the karma backlash is going to bring another hurricane. Game 5: Mario Cantone: 'Sex', 'Whore', and 'View'. What a resume'. Rocco DiSpirito: Meatball. Jenna Fischer: Well, she looks like she's having fun. Keegan-Michael Key: 'Alleyball'? Jordan Peele: I get it! It's the all-low-rated-comedy-shows table! Rocco must not win. I mean this. If Rocco wins, it's Revelations time and it'll be a mercy compared to the final table. So let's say Keegan-Michael wins, just because it'll be fun to hear Dave having to say 'Keegan-Michael' for an extra show. And the tourney winner: Jennifer Tilly. Experience has to count eventually, right?
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Jims02 7318 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-20-06, 11:35 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Players" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-20-06 AT 11:42 PM (EST)I love that they put the online winner at the table with the semi-pro, Jennifer Tilly. Now, frankly, I don't think Tilly's that good, where she'll easily roll over everyone. But she definitely has the most experience and the edge. Winner: Fred Savage. People who actually play regularly always get killed. Just ask James Woods. I'm looking forward Table 2, kinda, just because I liked Bryan Cranston's first appearance on the show. And Jason Alexander's play is always fun to ridicule. Maybe he'll learn that raising $100 into a $1500 pot doesn't count as a bluff? Winner: Bryan Cranston. He's gotta improve, right? Table 3 is going to be fun, just because I love Michael Ian Black's win. He better bring the autographed picture of David Copperfield with him. Kim Coles, I expect, will be dead money. She didn't strike me as that cerebral and analytical during Celebrity Mole Hawaii Winner: Jorge Garcia. Just a guess. Table 4 looks like my favorite, just because I'm most familiar with those celebrities. Andy Dick will be insane, as usual, so it'll be fun to see him with Chris Meloni. He comes off as incredibly tough in SVU, so it'll be neat to see how the man plays cards. I'm not a fan of Macy Gray's gargling/singing, but at least I know who she is. Winner: Robin Tunney. Just because people I don't know often win at packed tables. I don't know anyone from Table 5. Where do they get these people? Winner: Jenna Fischer. Sure. Oh, edited to add my picks.
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