LAST EDITED ON 10-19-07 AT 04:27 PM (EST)

Yup. She'll be agitating for there to be a bathing suit competition, a talent competition, and, of course, a question.

"Taylor, can you please tell us what you would do to help with poverty in developing countries?"

"Why, yes. I'd tell them...deal with it!"

Edited to subtract a period and insert the proper Taylor-like emphasis of an exclamation point.

"And now the whole nation -- pulpit and all -- will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open. Next the statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception." Mark Twain