Greetings Racers. Welcome to Croatia. Isn't it beautiful here? I am amazed that of all the people to do the Long and Short Detour, only Azaria had any idea whatsoever how to row a boat.

Ronald and Christina, welcome to first place! I'm speechless. Wow. You did well booking tickets; you motored throught the tasks. You bickered very little. And for a bonus, you know what a catamaran is! The last time I gave one of those away, the team just stared at me.

Jen and Nate, you're the second team to arrive. But! You screwed up and just paid some local to drive you. That's not the same as a cab. Back you go. *stern look*

*stern look cracks*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*composes self*

Kynt and Vyxsin, you're team #2! Smart move picking the flight that left later to give yourselves more time, since both flights were due to arrive at the same time. And yes, Vyxsin *did* look pretty hot in her harness. And I've just noticed that her oobage is not insignificant...

Jen and Nate, you're back! Sorry, but you're team 3 now. I hate you too.

TK and Rachel, Duuuuuuude. You're team #4. Why don't you go chill for a while.

Nicolas and Donald, take your time. S'okay. No need to rush. No...hurry...at...all...

Thank you for finally coming up this way. I needed someone to point at. It's in my contract that I am shown pointing at at least one team per season.

Hendekea and Azaria, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry that after giving you some nice prizes, now I'm tossing your azzes out of the Race and into Sequesterville. Tough break.

Come play! All the Racers are spoken for except (now-eliminated) blonde Jennifer, but anyone may post as a camera person, sound person or local. You could post as the guy who got to shoot at the Racers on the way to the Pit Stop. Bet that was fun!