Welcome to the Hotel de Ville. *shakes booty* You know I can dance. I wouldn't have incurred a penalty at that Detour. I've got all the right moves.
Hendekea and Azaria! You've come in first again! Have some scooters. Please watch your language, Hendekea. Azaria, what will it take for you to admit that she's not as slow as you think? At least she didn't run the wrong way to the mat.
Jen and Nathan: You seem to have mistaken Hendekea and Azaria for the Cho brothers. I'm afraid you're going to have to actually come in first to get the first place prize.
Ronald and Christina: Less infighting is always good. Ronald, you stopped harassing Christina at every possible opportunity and look! You're in third place!
Nicolas and Donald: I'm endlessly pleased you chose the gold mining Detour. I just really don't want to think about you two doing a dance. Oh, ack.
Kynt and Vyxsin: Who knew Kynt had such mad baton-twirling skillz? The judges loved you!
Shana and Jennifer: You named your chicken after me? Er. Thanks. I think. And thank-you for metaphorically smashing the champagne on the metaphorical bow of our new non-Yield.
TK and Rachel: You decided to "keep cool" and it sure paid off. You're going to be the last team to leave the Pit Stop. But even worse for DAWs? You hardly got any face time this leg.
Lorena and Jason: You are the last team to arrive. I'm not really sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the Amazing Race. Alas, you were the bow upon which our new champagne non-Yield was metaphorically smashed. Or something.
Any parting words (quietly please) before we send you off to Sequesterville.
Please keep the game in the game thread.
Come play with us! All the characters are taken except BlondeJennifer, but anyone may post as a cabbie, a local or a cameraperson. Or hey! Be creative! Post as one of the poor little goats or the SYTYCD judges.