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"It's Talk Like Ronald week!"
mistyrose52 795 desperate attention whore postings
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3. "RE: It's Talk Like Ronald week!" |
"If everyone would have just gotten out of the way and let ME get ahold of one of those pole vaulting tools, I would have been WAY ahead of the crowd! There is NO way you can just grab one of those poles and expect to jump over a creek. First, you have to measure the pole's diameter, multiply it by 75 (that's how many inches, approximately the creek is, squared), then you have to grab it exactly 18 inches, linear from the bottom, stand with your legs 3 feet from eachother. This is where it gets tricky, because if you are short, then you will NEVER get across that creek. That is what happened to my daughter the first 2 times. She was too short! BUT when she listened to me, and pulled her legs in slightly, and made herself appear taller, then the pole was fooled into thinking she was taller, and she was able, after 3 attempts, to finally, after much detailing from me, to make it across the creek!"Can we just shoot the man NOW???
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