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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-29-03, 01:58 PM (EST) "Idol Poetry" The Josh poems got me thinking...we could all write poems about the contestants based on their names. Cmon, give it a try. Do it for the chil'run. C is for the conviction that he's fighting O means he was ousted from the show R is the ranting when he wasn't voted off E for the excrutiating pain of his voice Y as in "Why was he here?" C is for the crime he says he didn't commit L is for the losing that he did A is for the many awful songs he sang R is for the retching that he makes us do K is for the kick in the * that he deserved Thanks to Evil Minion for assistance in writing this poem. Now it's y'alls turn.... Bebo says...919 beats 205 - I am your American Idol and the Baroness of Babedom.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Idol Poetry tig_ger 04-29-03 1  RE: Idol Poetry Lisapooh 04-29-03 2    RE: Idol Poetry dangerkitty 04-30-03 6  RE: Idol Poetry Lisapooh 04-29-03 3    RE: Idol Poetry L82LIFE 04-29-03 4  A tribute to our guest judge Bebo 04-29-03 5  RE: Idol Poetry dangerkitty 04-30-03 7  RE: Idol Poetry tig_ger 04-30-03 8

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tig_ger 2098 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 04-29-03, 02:27 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Idol Poetry" Bebo and Evil Minion, What a good idea! Here's my feeble offering dedicated to Rickey Smith. R is for the Range that people say your voice has I is for the Illness I feel when I am subjected to hearing you C is for the Cut your Afro wig needed K is for the Killing of my eardrums which you caused E is for the Earplugs I decided to wear when you sang Y is for the Yucky feeling it is to listen to your voice S is for the Screechiness that grates on my ears M is for the Money you need for voice lessons I as in your song "I've done enough dyin' today" T is for the Talent which you lack H is for Hercules, who Himself couln't Help your chances. A Kyngsladye Original   Top

Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-29-03, 02:29 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Idol Poetry" to the tune of mr. bojangles I knew a marine Josh Gracin And he'd sing for you in no recognizable key With crew cut hair an unflattering shirt And too-tight pants He would try to sing He looked so constipated So constipated Then he would do a pushup or two He told me of the time he worked with Garth Brooks and He thought he'd be a hit down south But his gut hung over his belt buckle And he wasn't cute Listening to him made the audience ralph He spoke with tears of getting jeers And how Simon would moan Oh how he did moan Josh he tried his best but the song suck fest Made the listeners groan His career up and died Up and died And he got sent home He said "Can I sing now" At every chance in the Marine Barracks And the grunts, how they laughed He'd say I was on American Idol American Idol dammit But no one put up with that crap Joshua Gracin Joshua Gracin Joshua Gracin sucks   Top

dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 04-30-03, 00:48 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Idol Poetry" Pooh, I am literally crying with laughter. I have read many, many hilarious posts on this board (many of them yours, I might add), and this is the first time I have actually cried. You are absolutely killing me. OMG this is tooooooo funny. I'm in pain from laughter. And still, I thank you. SMOOCH!!!   Top

Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-29-03, 04:28 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Idol Poetry" to the tune of "Billy Don't lose my number" They came on Tuesday night, Carmen was left behind Nobody knew why Josh was still there There was no talent found "I'm never gonna win" They heard her cry And I believe her Well she should'nt sing that upup-tempo song It's gonna get worse if the public votes wrong Kimmy, Kimmy I will dial your number Cause you're not popular But I love you Oh now Kimmy, Kimmy I will dial your number Cause you're a diva - and you're quite pretty, oh no Don't give up Keep singing, keep fighting Don't give up Kimmy, if your pants are too tight Don't give up You know that you're not that wide Don't give up Oh Kimmy, you're better, you're better, you're better than Trenyce Now Kimmy, Kimmy I will dial your number Cause your doing it For all the fat girls Now Kimmy, Kimmy I will dial your number Cos you're a chubby superstar, oh oh They came on Wednesday night And everyone knew the sound Nobody knew who would be sent home Josh's fans are too loud "I'm never coming back" They heard her cry but I don't believe her She's better than anyone left She's got a voice that you can't forget Now Kimmy, Kimmy I will dial your number Cause the judges They don't like you Now Kimmy, Kimmy I will dial your number Cause you're better, you're better, you're better than Ruuuuuu-ben   Top

L82LIFE 5333 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-29-03, 04:42 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Idol Poetry" OMG! Today is just a laugh-a-thon on the AI board! Bwaaahahahahaha!   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-29-03, 04:56 PM (EST) 5. "A tribute to our guest judge" And now, the departed Idol finalists will sing a tune made famous by tonight's celebrity judge Neil Sedaka. You told me that I'm leaving, I can't believe it's true Next week I'm not singing for you Don't take that mike away from me (We are going down, do be do down down) Don't you leave my heart in misery (Dreams are going down, do be do down down) If I'm gone, what can I do? Screwin' up ain't hard to do Remember when you liked my song? (We are going down, do be do down down) And you voted me to go on? (Dreams are going down, do be do down down) Dial the phone, and you'll get through Cause screwin' up ain't hard to do They say that screwin' up ain't hard to do Now I know I know that's it's true Don't say that this is the end Since I don't have a job and now I've also lost my only friend I beg of you, don't make me cry (We are going down, do be do down down) There's mascara streaked around my eyes (Dreams are going down, do be do down down) Vote for me, IDOLS-02 Cause screwin' up ain't hard to do Down do be do down down Dreams have fallen down do be do down down I am such a clown do be do down down... Bebo says...919 beats 205 - I am your American Idol and the Baroness of Babedom.   Top

dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 04-30-03, 01:06 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Idol Poetry" Great challenge, Bebo! And great entries so far. The "real" (snort) Josh Gracin poem was too classic, and managerr's take on it even better, so I don't know that anything can top that (although he is such a tempting subject.) Hmmm, let me try..... Kim Caldwell K is for the oh-so-lame pony Kicks I is for the Itch she must surely have down below M is for that non-waterproof Mascara, of course C is for the Crocodile tears she shed for those who went before her A is for the Abs that were displayed in every possible way L is for the Love that she Lavished on her fellow contestants (yea right) D is for all the Dirt that can no Doubt be Dug up on her W is for her very Wenchiness E is for her weekly Exercises in bad taste L it's all about the Love L did I mention the Love? dangerkitty I know she went by "Kimberly" - so sue me   Top

tig_ger 2098 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 04-30-03, 09:18 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Idol Poetry" R is for the Really ugly shirts you wear Y as in YMCA – your fave song according to Simon A is for the Asinine commercials you make N is because you think you’re a Nice guy and we know you are NOT S is for your Streaky Spiky hair do E stands for Expectancy you try to create when you announce another commercial break A is for your Audience that you stand in the middle of C is for all of the jokes about the Closet that you may or may not need to come out of R is for to your witty Rapport with all of the judges E is for the Eight minutes of actual show which you stretch into the whole hour S is for your cute little Squabbles with all of the judges T is for your Teleprompted commentary A Kyngsladye Original   Top

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