Just got back from my most recent trip to see the little guy.

He sent me a one way ticket to teach him to dunk. You ever try and teach a 4'6" (5'0" with hair and heels) to dunk? And those tiny baby hands didn't help. So I had to stay over for a while, I finally got him to use a platform to drop it in from, the little twerk actually bought the line that it was legal to do that under international rules for short people, which is why the NBA drafted him #1 last year. He said he hadn't heard that, but but he knew it had to be true because he's the best basketball player in the world, and has won MVP of the N. Korean team evry year since his dad died, and gave me a return plane ticket. (Whew)

So I'm late to the party, but Hut cam beckons (Ok, who dropped a load in the hut cam, I think it was that monkey...):

1. Buffless in Cagayan: Which Survivor will have their buff burnt at Redemption Island? (4 chips)

Marissa

2. Jibber-Jabberer: Which Survivor will read aloud the treemail (or other Survivor message)? (5 chips)

Brad

3. Under Surveillance: Which tribe will LOSE the Immunity Challenge? (2 chips)

Tadhana

4. Grabby Pants: Which Survivor will grab (or be handed) the Immunity Idol from/by JP at the end of the Immunity Challenge? (3 chips)

Tyson

5. CrystalCox-n-it: Which Survivor will vocalize their vote choice shown during the TC voting? (7 chips)

Brad

6. Not Guilty: Which Survivor will receive votes at Tribal Council but will not be voted out? (6 chips)

Katie

Tribe put this Louse in Louser Lodge.