LAST EDITED ON 06-06-06 AT 11:47 AM (EST)

Well, it seems that the inmates houseguests want to have a talent show - laughable since none of them have any talent - that's why they're on this show and not something else.

Anyway, the suckers fans should eat this stuff up.

*to assistant*
Take some notes on what I've heard so far for ideas;

Antonia & Brooke Shields (as back-up) - Eyebrow dance to "Money" by Pink Floyd
Money, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay.
Money, its a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team.

LisaTwit, Dr. Stan, Lanre - a rousing game of Twister

Rhonda - rendition of "I Feel Pretty"
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

Allison - refrigerating cleaning demo
(please, no shouting to the universe)

Kelly - how to clean grout with a toothbrush

DoormatLisa & Poetri - poem "Ode to Tony the lying, cheating bastid"

Christina - pole dancing (for the love of all that is holy please let it be pole dancing)

Christie - how to stay upright with really, really big hair

Jodi & Maureen - something with knives and cigarettes

Kim - a rousing re-enactment of a scene from "Sybil"

TJ - magic - escape from a cardboard box
(Yes, Maureen must vacate the box first.)

Jill - demonstration of how to win a cupcake eating contest

Niambi - I think I heard something about her and Situation Man and Other Woman???

Jessica - will light candles surrounded by rocks

DeBORah - a demonstration of immaculate conception, because she has NOT had sex in over 6 months

Dr. Stan & Cat - old stage act of Yusuffy & Snuffly

Andy - bra fitting demo - will Christina be involved in this? - please say yes

Cassie - Good morning dance

Sommer - dirty dancing with that no-name instructor gay guy

Iyanla & Richard Simmons - Dancing to the oldies
No, Iyanla, you may NOT play twister with LisaTwit and Dr. Stan.

PLEASE! no men in Speedo's - I've seen enough "man packages" this season to last me a lifetime!

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