Picking out my best wedding dress. And my best flip flops. Cause I don't care, I'll wear my wedding dress if I want to. Mix me up a pitcher of Pina Coladas and leave me alone.Ever seen someone dunk a basketball while wearing their best wedding dress? Well you won't see it today, cause I do my own thing, not yours, and you can take this basketball and stuff it yourself, IYKWIM.
I have more important things to do than vote in that crapper cam, but that dam monkey keeps popping me with a towel, and since that reminds me of the good old days in the high school boy's locker room when I had to run the gauntlet from the shower to my locker (the good old days), I'll stop and vote.
Not because I had to, but I had to take a dump anyway, and that looks like a porta-potty to me. The monkey tells me I can't do that there, but I don't care, I don't follow rules. The monkey can clean it up, I mean, that’s what monkeys are good for, isn’t it? OK, they also pop a mean towel.
1. Buffless in Cagayan: Which Survivor will have their buff burnt at Redemption Island? (4 chips)
Rachel
2. Jibber-Jabberer: Which Survivor will read aloud the treemail (or other Survivor message)? (5 chips)
John
3. Under Surveillance: Which tribe will LOSE the Immunity Challenge? (2 chips)
Tadhana
4. Grabby Pants: Which Survivor will grab (or be handed) the Immunity Idol from/by JP at the end of the Immunity Challenge? (3 chips)
Kat
5. CrystalCox-n-it: Which Survivor will vocalize their vote choice shown during the TC voting? (7 chips)
Katie
6. Not Guilty: Which Survivor will receive votes at Tribal Council but will not be voted out? (6 chips)Katie
Tribe put the Louse in Louser Lodge.