News just broke! It's phor real!
tribe somehow coaxed Coco out of retirement, probably with the promise of girls, booze and gambling AND has secured a portion of some location for the "philming" of the next season of Loser Lodge.
Coinciding with the official release of the cast of the new season of Survivor, so comes the announcement that tickets for the next Loser Lodge, (location left blank for the purpose of further hype), go on sale soon and that the line to buy those tickets is phorming now.
Producers have noted that it is advised to bring something warm to wait in line with as the nights can get pretty chilly. Also something about needing to bring potable water as well. Don't want anyone dehydrating on the sidewalk. I guess entertainment is totally up to you.
Now, a small note for those that have read the whole tease above and are still like...wha? huh?
Loser Lodge is, at it's heart, a game that doesn't really follow any known rules.
It's a dialogue game, it's a survivor game, it's a brain-tease and a mind-screw.
It's the place to sit and have a drink, compliments of a surly monkey...er chimpanzee. sorry, Coco.
Where you can leave the table with a foursome of deuces in exchange for a single night in a goat-butt.
I know, weird. But I swear, it's phun.
It does include making points, and those points can lead to a win. But even then, I know tons of pholks who don't have any interest in the points.
It will somewhat test your abilities to predict the goings-on on survivor.
It will also attempt to expand your other skills of practical use here at RTVW, it's forums and DAWS.
The Lodge will be a deserving partner and a resentful ex.
But more than anything, the Lodge is it's losers.
It's You. And I mean that in the most sincere and heartfelt way.
So tell your loser phriends.
If you have questions, comments, concerns or charitable cocktails, feel free to leave them below.
I will be back often enough to answer, agree, settle and swallow them all before I snip the ribbon for entry making.
Heavy accent on the charitable cocktails portion. Coco just found out Rupert's on and he's already threatening to fling some poo.