LAST EDITED ON 03-25-07 AT 10:56 PM (EST)

*looks at rungu*
*gives it the Philbrow™*

We're at the Old Fort in Tanzania!

Oh, my poor ears. That just can't be Charla and Mirna again.

But it is.

*fake smile*
*earplugs*

Charla and Mirna! You're team number one! You both win catamarans! *crickets* They're boats...cool tilting ones with these slings that you get in and oh ew! Someone get a bucket for Monsieur Charla. I'm forced to admit that you were smart to take the flight to Johannesburg. And, of course, very lucky to find a friend there to help you. *looks suspiciously at Romber's Intern*

Oswald and Danny, you're team number 2! See, you could have hugged me this time and I wouldn't have minded. I just didn't want to get my shirt dirty before. You know I only have so many shirts that compliment my oobies as nicely as that one I was wearing at the last Pit Stop.

Uchenna and Joyce, you're here. Now go away. *Jeopardy Theme* OK! C'mon back. You're the third team to arrive. This was a special Uchenna-themed leg. Hope you enjoyed it. I think the Beauty Queens understood your history lesson like Mirna understood the Cha Chas' hooker joke.

Dustin and Kandice, fourth team to check in. I'm afraid that "Too Hot to Handle" kicked your butts. Again. Will you please work on this? Given the choice, I'd much prefer to have the two of you jumping down excitedly on the Mat because you came in first.

Eric and Danielle, not your best leg, but I'm sure you'll do better. I'm especially looking forward to the part where Danielle doesn't just let Eric take over. That *is* what you said, isn't it? Don't look to Eric for confirmation. Knucklehead.

Joe and Bill, you certainly breezed through the Detour and mostly kept your cool. You're still in it. For now.

Teri and Ian, you're the last team to arrive. Sorry, guys. You're out. I had to wake up early for this, too. AND! It wasn't just a few minutes before you arrived, either. I had to go to makeup and get my eyebrows waxed and stuff. I'm sorry. You haven't had any sleep or anything in days, have you? Well, there will be plenty of time to rest in Sequesterville. It's a good thing you waited all night at the ticket counter in Mozambique, innit?

Administrative Notes:

Please keep the game in the game thread.

New posters are welcome! All the Racers are taken. Anyone may post as a sound person or cameraman or taxi driver. Or hey, be creative! Post as one of the poor beleaguered airline employees or a Masai warrior. Jump on in and play with us!

You know, I had a Barbie catamaran when I was a kid.

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