LAST EDITED ON 07-22-09 AT 04:54 PM (EST)

Hello and welcome back to the BBRAT. What? This is your first time here? Oh, For those who didn't catch it last week, the rules will follow in small print.
For those who've already "moved in" skip on down to the results.

BBRAT condensed Rules... 1. Deadlines will happen any time there is an eviction. Miss a deadline (or edit past one) your entry will not be valid. Thusly, each "weeks" entry thread will be titled with the proposed Eviction number. 1st Eviction, 2nd eviction, 3rd Eviction, 4th, 5th, 6th, etc. I will also include a current due date in red, above the entry portion of the thread. In that entry portion you will find a series of questions split up into 3 sections. Power Positions: Questions regarding the HGs who win competitions, luxuries, 1sts and special rights. Key Players: Questions regarding the HGs who have some connection to the Keys, whether literal or figurative. Mayhem!: A weekly BBRAT Bonus. Not required, but will usually net more points. 2. Each "week", beginning after week 2, I will post a results scoreboard. In it I will be taking your weekly scores and figuring out who made the most points for the week. This player will become the HOH and will have a 5 point boost added to their scores. They will also have use of the BBRATHOH room. All of the players with less than half of the HOHs weekly score, before the bonus points, will be hit with a penalty of -3 points. They will also be branded Homeless. Any player who hasn't won HOH or been put on the new diet, will become Part Of The Crowd. Nothing at all happens to those bbrats. 3. All answers that contain previously evicted HGs or outright non-contestants, will receive 0 points. Same goes for any questions left unanswered. A week of unanswered questions is forgivable, two weeks is allowed as well, but miss a third week's entry in a row and it's buh-bye bbratie. I don't like to be the judgement caller on a weekly basis so if it becomes apparent a problem will arise, I'll simply remove the question. Same goes for any questions that can't be answered because they were not shown on the screen during one of the three weekly shows. 4. Now, because of the 3 weekly shows and the live feeds, it's must be noted that all questions are regarding the upcoming weeks events. NOT the current week. This can be confusing at first but I promise in no time you'll be gettin' it. This also means that results, as noted above, will take a while to tally. Different questions get answered at different times in a week and that causes a small delay in full results. In that way, it's kinda fun to speculate how your week will turn out with the HOH, only to watch it fall to pieces by the POV and vise versa. 5. Any answer with "None", "No One", "all the rest", "everybody else", etc. will not be counted. Where it asks to name one HG, simply name one HG. 6. This is now you're house. Have fricken' fun, don't take things too seriously and feel free to mingle with other bbrats. 7. This one is reserved for anything I've overlooked at the moment and will remain so until that something is thought up or revealed through experience.

The 1st Eviction Results

Power-Pop Quiz.
1. Name 1 HG who will win the first PowerPosition/HOH. (5) 13th HG / Jessie (Natalie/Russell)
2. Will a HG be put on "slop" in the first three days? (5) Yes
3. Will a HG receive a blur over their naughty bits in the first 3 days? (5) Yes
4. Will a HG leave the house before the first eviction is known? (5) No
5. Is the first evictee male or female? (10) male
6. Name 1 HG who's video "goodbye message" is played last, for the evictee. (15) Lydia
7. Which HG will be the first to cry? (This question will carry over until the first cryer is actually shown.) (25) Lydia/Chima
While Chima's cry was indeed before Lydia's, Lydia's was easily judged as more real than Chima's appeared to be. Therefore I awarded them both.

This week in the BBRAT House

A mere 10 points off the maximum, suzzee (60) barely sneaks out the highest score this week and snags the HOH, the +5 bonus and the monster digs.
Therefore, anyone caught with less than 30 points for the week will have to endure a stint, in what will quickly become known as the worst accomodations the BBRAT has to offer.
Yup, while suzzee and the folks in the "in crowd" will be allowed to sleep inside the BBRAThouse... the rest of you will be forced to sleep in the BBRATbackyard a.k.a. the Outhouse. OH yeah, and you'll get hit with a -3 point penalty as well. Boy that sucks.

BBRAT HOH: (+5)
suzzee

In The In Crowd: (0)
Road Kill
SilverStar
vince

Outhouse: (-3)
DearAbby
HauntedOne
kircon
krismiss
Lasann
mia rules
Rebel Crown
Starshine
VisionQuest
Wallflower

Overall...
While suzzee sits in the HOH, vince is busy schemeing, from 2nd place, a way to backdoor her next week, just for snagging the prize out of his hands. (or so he thinks)
Silverstar and RoadKill kick up their heels in 3rd and 4th, making nicey-nice for the moment. Meanwhile a tree-way tie between outhousers, kircon, Rebel Crown and VisionQuest, completes our Top5 (7?).

BBRAT	SUBTOTAL	HOH/Outs	This Week	Last Week	TOTAL
suzzee	60	5	65	0	65
vince	55	0	55	0	55
SilverStar	40	0	40	0	40
Road Kill	30	0	30	0	30
Rebel Crown	25	-3	22	0	22
VisionQuest	25	-3	22	0	22
kircon	25	-3	22	0	22
Starshine	20	-3	17	0	17
mia rules	15	-3	12	0	12
HauntedOne	15	-3	12	0	12
Wallflower	15	-3	12	0	12
krismiss	10	-3	7	0	7
DearAbby	10	-3	7	0	7
Lasann	5	-3	2	0	2

3rd Eviction Entry
Deadline: Thursday the 23rd of July at 7:59pm BOARDTIME

Power Positions:
1. Head of Hamsters: Name 1 HG who will WIN the Head of Household competition. (10)
2. Guest Host: Name 1 HG who will HOST the Power of Veto competition. (7)
3. Pawn of Vengence: Name 1 HG who will WIN the Power of Veto competition. (6)
4. The Backdoor Password: Does the Power of Veto get used? Yes or No? (5)
5. Exit-Polls: With 8 possible votes, how will the votes be spread between the nominees? (10)
6. The Last Word: Will the HOH have to break a tie with the votes? Yes or No? (2)

Key Players:
1. The Last-Minute Lobbyist: Name 1 HG who will pull their key out FIRST from the nomination block. (5)
2. The Back-Up Backdoor: Name 1 HG who will pull their key out LAST from the nomination block. (5)
3. Total ChipHead: Name 1 HG who be CHOSEN to play in the PoV? *Not HOH or Nominees. (5)
4. The Pawn: Name 1 HG who will be nominated but will NOT be evicted. (5)
5. Released to the Wild: Name 1 HG who WILL be evicted from the BB house. (10)

Mayhem:
Past-Hamster Smash!
They've been real bad...so why not teach them a lesson?
Smash through one of the past-hamsters faces and possibly receive a prize.
There are...
3 - Outhouse Blankets. (Negates any penalty due to being in the Outhouse. Good for the remainder of the season.)
3 - 20 point bonuses.
7 - 5 point bonuses.
3 - Nada.

Once a past-hamster has been smashed, it cannot be smashed again. So smash them and smash them early.
Here they are...

Brian ~ Maggie ~ Dick ~ Alison
Chiara ~ Crazy James ~ Erika ~ Cappy
Zach ~ April ~ Jase ~ Amber
Sheila ~ James ~ Jen ~ Robert
Good Smashin'!

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And here is a list of the current hamsters...

BB11 Househamsters Picture Wall

Braden ~ Casey ~ Chima ~ Jeff ~ Jordan

Kevin ~ Jessie ~ Laura

Lydia ~ Michele ~ Natalie ~ Ronnie ~ Russel

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HouseKeeping
* As a rule I usually include, but decided to not add this season, a snippet about allowable answers. It seems, I had to add it back in after all.
* For those who haven't read the rules, let it be known that where it asks to name 1 HG, just name one houseguest. "None", "No One", "Nobody", "Everybody", etc. are not valid answers and won't be counted.
* I assure you that if it ever so turns out that "no one" does whatever the question asks, I will just remove it from the entry all together. So 0 points either way.
* Best to just take a stab at a name and cross your fingers.

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* Are you hot too?