Welcome to Playa Petrohué! This was a fun leg to watch. Who knew so many people were fishophobic? And nearly all of you got lost on the way to the Detour! Rob and Amber, you're team #1! Again. Calm down, Amber Yes, it is very exciting, I'm sure. I don't know why you each need a home gym, but here you go. Did CBS buy you a house big enough to put those in?
Uchenna and Joyce, you're second. This is your highest finish yet! You'd think that the only winning team on All-Stars would be a bit more competitive...
Eric and Danielle: I think Eric was a bit embarrassed at the Roadblock. Of course, he was also a bit embarrassing.
Dustin and Kandice: You're Team #4. Twice! Did you like how I didn't even tell you which clue you missed? That's my pokerface. I don't give anything away.
Oswald and Danny: Oswald, are you going to nag Danny about the cardio in every single leg?
Teri and Ian: I could mock you for allying with the Beauty Queens - who, despite bragging in their season about their superior map-reading skills, got horribly lost this leg - but I'm just so impressed that Teri would say that getting tossed out of the raft was "exciting". Good job.
Joe and Bill: Hi. I think you guys were in the final three in your season. Did we not have clues back then? I'm sure we did. It's a good idea to read the clues. They're there for a reason. Now you had to say that Charla and Mirna were a "godsend". Yack.
Charla and Mirna: You guys are like sandpaper. Is there anyone you aren't going to tick off by the end of the next leg? 'Cause you haven't placed higher than 8th yet, so I'm thinking that might be the end of you.
David and Mary, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the Race. It's a big surprise that you lasted as long as you did without the Chos *cut to shot of Chos*. Good luck on whatever talk show invites you.
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