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"Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
Here's who's in this thing. The team compositions haven't been announced -- however, if you go to Bravo's website and watch the pictures flash back, you can pick out partials. And if you can identify every original source show and season for the players, you win a No Life Prize!

Adam Mesh
Bob Guiney
Bradford Cohen
Brian Worth
Brittany Brower
Burton Roberts
Charla Faddoul
Chip McAllister
Chris Russo
Coral Smith
Duncan Nutter
Evan Marriott
Gervase Peterson
Heidi Bressler
Jonathan Baker
Kim McAllister
Matt Kennedy Gould
Melissa Howard
Michael Mizanin
Mike Malin
Mirna Hindoyan
Nikki McKibben
Rachel Love Fraiser
Richard Hatch
Ryan Starr
Susan Hawk
Theo Vonkurnatowski
Tina Panas
Trishelle Cannatella
Valeria Penso
Victoria Fuller
Voldemort
Wendy Pepper
Will Kirby
Will Wikle

Forget A.S.S. This could be the basher's dream.

Three of the above will just be serving as sideline commentators: Voldy, Bob Guiney, and Trishelle. Play-by-play will be provided by Mike Adamle, formerly of NBC Sports and American Gladiators. (So if anything, he's overqualifed.)

Get ready -- get set -- get those thoughts of cross-posting to the revelant forums into your heads...

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Battle Of The Network Reality S... LadyT 08-14-05 1
   RE: Battle Of The Network Reality S... volsfan 08-14-05 2
 RE: Battle Of The Network Reality S... Fishercat 08-15-05 3
   RE: Battle Of The Network Reality S... Estee 08-15-05 4
       RE: Battle Of The Network Reality S... Fishercat 08-15-05 5
   RE: Battle Of The Network Reality S... toddE 08-15-05 6
 Estee honey... Tiggertramp 08-16-05 7
 RE: Battle Of The Network Reality S... kathliam 08-17-05 8
   RE: Battle Of The Network Reality S... volsfan 08-17-05 9
       RE: Battle Of The Network Reality S... kay_tin 08-18-05 10
           RE: Battle Of The Network Reality S... kay_tin 08-18-05 11
 Flashbacks. Estee 08-18-05 12
   RE: Flashbacks. Majic Mitch 08-18-05 13
       The votes. Estee 08-18-05 20
           Bump. Estee 09-09-05 43
   RE: Flashbacks. volsfan 08-18-05 14
   RE: Flashbacks. kathliam 08-18-05 18
   RE: Flashbacks. Fishercat 08-18-05 23
 Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speech. newsomewayne 08-18-05 15
   RE: Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speec... Estee 08-18-05 16
       RE: Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speec... ginger 08-18-05 17
           RE: Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speec... Wacko Jacko 08-18-05 19
               RE: Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speec... ginger 08-18-05 21
                   RE: Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speec... volsfan 08-18-05 22
                       RE: Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speec... ginger 08-18-05 24
                           RE: Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speec... realityfreek 08-18-05 25
           RE: Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speec... Majic Mitch 08-19-05 26
               they all believe their own hype. MollyTV 08-19-05 27
 Teams moved around Fishercat 08-24-05 28
   RE: Teams moved around volsfan 08-24-05 29
 RE: Battle Of The Network Reality S... celinedion1 08-25-05 30
   RE: Battle Of The Network Reality S... newsomewayne 08-25-05 31
 REgarding Coral newsomewayne 08-25-05 32
   RE: REgarding Coral MollyTV 08-25-05 33
   RE: REgarding Coral cambo 08-26-05 35
 RE: Battle Of The Network Reality S... MollyTV 08-25-05 34
 RE: Battle Of The Network Reality S... celinedion1 08-26-05 36
 RE: Battle Of The Network Reality S... Fishercat 08-31-05 37
   RE: Battle Of The Network Reality S... flipxcyd 09-01-05 38
       RE: Battle Of The Network Reality S... celinedion1 09-01-05 39
   Episode Three. Estee 09-01-05 40
       RE: Episode Three. realityfreek 09-02-05 41
           RE: Episode Three. volsfan 09-02-05 42
 Episode Four. Estee 09-09-05 44

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1. "RE: Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
Wow, I know way too many of these to name. I am a reality TV addict



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2. "RE: Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
The sad part? There are very few I don't know!
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3. "RE: Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
LAST EDITED ON 08-15-05 AT 02:04 AM (EST)

Adam Mesh - Never watched AJ (0/1)

Bob Guiney - Heard the name, Bachelor? (1/2)

Bradford Cohen - Apprentice bald guy who gave up his immunity and got owned by the ferrethead? It was funny, Trump went on Conan and did a skit with him. Good stuff. (2/3)

Brian Worth - Survivor winner? Nope, wrong Brian. AJ:Hawaii (2/4)

Brittany Brower - ???, ANTM it seems (2/5)

Burton Roberts - Survivor double-boot whose first name could be his last, and his last first (sans the s)? Was he the only one to get eliminated twice on the same season or am I missing someone who came back? Cha-ching. (3/6)

Charla Faddoul - TAR Short Person...Midget...still annoying. (4/7)

Chip McAllister - Nice, TAR good guy. (5/8)

Chris Russo - Apprentice, but only because I saw the promos. (6/9)

Coral Smith - WOAH! They let CORAL ON THIS SHOW? NO!!! THE OOBIES WILL KILL US ALL!!! NO!!! She's a ringer though, she's done this type of show on MTV about, 743 times, give or take two. (7/10)

Duncan Nutter - Hehe...his last name is Nutter...hehe, no clue. Looked it up, Showbiz Mom/Dad. The official Bravo Link. Who's next, Phil Gordon? (7/11)

Evan Marriott - Joe Millionaire. Yes, I watched. (8/12)

Gervase Peterson - Survivor, Season 1, set the precedent for Burnett casting progressively lazier males African-Americans on Survivor. (9/13) (ETA: At least he wasn't that lazy, he got fairly far, and has done something after, more than we can say for most Survivor contestants).

Heidi Bressler - I want to say Apprentice 1, even though I didn't watch. Could be Survivor: Amazon, but I think A1. Yep, Apprentice (10/14, barely, I know the name and what she looks like, good enough)

Jonathan Baker - Please don't let this be the Jonathan I know...NO, IT IS! DAMNIT! I looked at his site, and it spoiled that lower on the list, his wife if there too. I see the smear campaign for CBS starting. (11/15)

Kim McAllister - Chip and Kim? Wow, it is. Sweet (12/16)

Matt Kennedy Gould - ???, could it be Joe Schmoe? Yep, it is. This could be good. (13/17)

Melissa Howard - Real World, New Orelans IIRC. Our second RW so far, and I see one coming up. Perhaps the most tolerable RW so far (meaning over Coral), we'll see. We need Julie. (14/18)

Michael Mizanin - Mike "The Miz" from RW: Back to NY AND as many RW/RR Challenges as Coral +1. He was also on Tough Enough, amazing enough. (15/19)

Mike Malin - I don't recognize the name, time to look up. Ogo ld BB contestant (15/20)

Mirna Hindoyan - No, not Charla's bitchy friend. Darnit. (16/21)

Nikki McKibben - I saw her on the first episode of AI that I ever watched, and decided she was so much worse than Clarkson and Guarani (somehow), and she went home. (17/22)

Rachel Love Fraiser - Jennifer Love Hewitt? Oh, no? The first one I couldn't find on Google's first page, so I assume no. (17/23)

Richard Hatch - Fatass who won S1 and bombed on #####. Who can forget? (18/24)

Ryan Starr - Surreal Lifer and AI1? (19/25)

Susan Hawk - Lost to Richard Hatch in S1, Quit cause of Hatch on S:#####. Hatch 2; Hawk: 0 (20/26)

Theo Vonkurnatowski - Who knew Theo had such a weird last name? Cool enough guy. (21/27)

Tina Panas - Bachelor, never watched (21/28)

Trishelle Cannatella - Another annoying/slut-tastic RW/RRer who had her RW season, RW/RR challenge, and a Surreal Life experience. (22/29)

Valeria Penso - Didn't watch TI enough to know her (22/30)

Victoria Fuller - Dammit. (23/31)

Voldemort - The Dark Lord from the Harry Porter Series or an Apprentice 1 contesntant who was supposedly one of the most evil people ever, until she got on the Surreal Life with Janice Dickinson. Maybe that's the big twist in HP7, Voldemort is only the Dark Prince, Dickinson is the Dark Mistress. (24/32)

Wendy Pepper - Isn't she the evil one from Project Runway? Never watched (24/33)

Will Kirby - Heard a lot about Evil Dr. Will, not enough. (24/34)

Will Wikle - He was the really annoying guy with the whole boomerang/karma thing for the twins in BB5, right? (25/35)

So I know 25/35 from what I've watched, a bit disappointing. I'll still watch since it should be hilarious. And Bravo gains some fewers with this AND Celebrity Poker Showdown (With Voldemort, Alex Trebek, and more).

As for the American Gladiators guy, they should really bring that show back, I loved that. The Assault Game kicked butt.

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4. "RE: Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
You do realize you're now first backup for a summary if the six people who were originally interested don't show up.

You did better than me -- I didn't know any of the RW people except for Trishelle, and what I mostly know about her is that she stalks Ginger. And Bachelor contestants are mostly a mystery to me.

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5. "RE: Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
Couple notes:

I may have actually seen the season where Brittany Brower was a contesntant...yeah, I did, okay, make that 26/36

I'll be first backup, I'd love to get a hands on this summary if one of the six have to bow out. Only one week in which I'm working a Wednesday, and I can tape stuff anyway. And I somehow missed this quip from RTVW's article

"In addition to the reality contestants, several competitors from NBC's original Battle of the Network Stars will serve as referees, including Lou Ferrigno (The Incredible Hulk), Loretta Swit (M*A*S*H), and Jimmie "JJ" Walker (Good Times)."

I believe JJ was on The 70's House as well (which is legalized torture by MTV, which makes me smile since it isn't only torturing me, but the contestants too), so that makes two reality show appearences for some whose career effectively died with Good Times.

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6. "RE: Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
Very good job! Yeah, Brittany was on ANTM. Ultimately, she gave off too much of a porno vibe to win.

What kills me about the "poll" Bravo did to promote this show is the high placement of BOTNRS on the poll. Nikki as dumbest? Wendy Pepper as 3rd biggest villain? Give me a break! Wendy isn't well known enough, and Nikki is too forgotten, for them to really be so prominent.


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7. "Estee honey..."
...you crack me up!!

I *love* that you call Voldemort, Voldemort. You are a silly person who makes me giggle.


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8. "RE: Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
Anybody watching this tonight? It's not nearly as fun to watch as the original Battle of the Network Stars. I think because we watch these reality tv people expecting them to make fools of themselves (the better to bash them, my little pretties). When we watched the TV stars, it was funny watching them goof up.

It isn't bad. I guess if I was paying attention to it rather than watching while listening to BB live feeds isn't very conducive to detail.

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9. "RE: Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
I found it interesting. It was so strange to see all these peeps in one place. Looks like something that might be worth watching...might be.
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10. "RE: Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
I was mildly amused by episode 1...what was up with Coral's oobies, yeesh. I was reminded how much I loved watching Will Kirby on BB and how much I HATED Jonathan on AR/Boogie on BB. That those two already irritate each other is something I suppose.
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11. "RE: Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
posting another message so I can to 150...yehaw!
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12. "Flashbacks."
Didn't take long for the LAK rule to come back into play, did it? 'An athletic event is a task that Kim isn't going to perform. Again.' Oh, yes, we'd better vote you off immediately. Otherwise, there's a chance you might have to do something, and this competition isn't about setting first-time records.

Ten thousand dollars... for each member of the winning team? Divided between them? What?

Since I don't watch The Real World, this was my first introduction to Coral and Miz. Gee, what interesting personalities y'all have there -- although Miz comes across as 'mostly harmless': the big talker with big guns who has no actual idea what 'aim' means. (It was still fun to see Matt drop him on the last throw, though -- and Matt's self-deprecating remark about his 'twelve-pack' brought back good memories.) On the other hand, I'm assuming Coral hasn't stopped yelling since the first second she ever saw a camera. Ye gawds. Breathe. It can't all be exhaling.

Obstacle Course=Super-Hyper-Mega-Lame. Listen closely and you could hear the ex-Survivors cracking up in the background.

It was fun watching Charla turn into a human punching bag, but she forgot the second half of the quarterstaff equation: momentum. You have to work up some speed on the swing, and all she did was give Rachel a series of massage taps. Whoopie.

Let's all say nice things about the play-by-play commentary.

...

...okay, done.

Maybe we should just wipe all of the 1970s from human history. It's not as if anything particularly sane happened.

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13. "RE: Flashbacks."
Seems as though the Real World/Road Rules cast members who have done the challenges may have an advantage in these games due to the voting off process. The process is a little too familiar to them, and foreign to most of the others.

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20. "The votes."
For a moment, when Adamle said the voted-off weren't going home, I thought they'd be held back until there were about six of them, and then turned into a team of their own.
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43. "Bump."
Peeps of the site, say hello to the third prediction I've ever gotten right. I was just off by a few episodes.
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14. "RE: Flashbacks."
Since I don't watch The Real World, this was my first introduction to Coral and Miz. Gee, what interesting personalities y'all have there -- although Miz comes across as 'mostly harmless': the big talker with big guns who has no actual idea what 'aim' means. (It was still fun to see Matt drop him on the last throw, though -- and Matt's self-deprecating remark about his 'twelve-pack' brought back good memories.) On the other hand, I'm assuming Coral hasn't stopped yelling since the first second she ever saw a camera. Ye gawds. Breathe. It can't all be exhaling.

You pegged The Miz correctly however, this was one the most controlled Coral I have seen. Just wait until she waylays into one of the women. She was very low keyed and nice lastnight compared to her MTV days.

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18. "RE: Flashbacks."
Let's all say nice things about the play-by-play commentary.

...

...okay, done

Bwahahaha! DH came home last night while I was watching. DH: Is that..? Me: Yes, She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Hired. DH: Who? Me: Voldemort. DH: Who? Me: Please don't make me say her name out loud. DH: What are you talking about?

Then he sat down to watch with me. I'll convert him yet.

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23. "RE: Flashbacks."
Vols gave you basically the correct statements on the RW people.

Mike - OK, the Miz is essentially the ringer for this type of game. Since his season debuted, he's been the MVP of this type of crap. He is essentially a harmless blowhard, nice enough guy. The Miz team got the player you want in these challenges, since he does almost anything well (the only challenge I remember him getting eliminated on was the Battle of the Sexes, he had a rough streak). He came in 2nd on the Tough Enough challenge to become a pro wrestler IIRC, that says something, I just don't know what. Funny thing, that was his second win on the jousting events as he beat Abram (to be mentioned) in a joust for his life on the first Inferno.

Coral - We got lucky this episode. Typically, she is just as loud, but far more confrontational. For the first few series, she was attached to Mike (Miz) at the hip, and then she swapped over to a guy named Abram, think Mike but shorter, just as buff, and blonde. Queen beyotch of the RW/RR challenges. We got really lucky this episode, she was in good spirits

Theo - He's essentially Mike with less frequent TV appearences. Cool guy, I always liked him.

Yes, the Kim Decree is back in play, she somehow got to not do anything. (My guess is that she was the last resort in the joust), I actually forgot about that.

I love how they made fun of the obstacle course in the 70's version, and this course was essentially exactly the same.

Charla: What was the big fuss? I mean, everyone had to sign up for an event, and that's the one she could do best. Wouldn't it have been borderline hilarious to see her try the obstacle course though? She better be here for dodgeball, she'll be an unstoppable force if head shots don't count. The ultimate stalemate as she is unlikely to have the power to get the more attentive players out but not enough body space to get her out.

The PBP was fantastic, I don't know what you people are talking about. It drowned out Jonathan slightly.

And a note from me, was Bradford's Performance in Week 1 the most pathetic thing since Chris Kattan played poker for Bravo Reality TV Performances? Seriously, he messed up every single obstacle, he hit less targets than Victoria, and he got knocked off the joust.

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15. "Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speech."
Anybody catch it? Asking people not to vote for her because she's a strong competitor who's good at physical challenges. Unless she's completely dillusional and 100% psychotic (both stretches, I know) she had to have been thinking at the same time, "Gawd, I hope none of these people saw me on the Amazing Race."


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16. "RE: Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speech."
Caught it. I watched the whole thing -- I've got the second episode, so there was no way I could miss the first. I always thought Charla would have finished top three if the producer had just let her race alone... Mirna's her only real handicap.
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17. "RE: Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speech."
I was bouncing back and forth between this show and STD, but this was more fun than I'd thought. It is the same cheezy show it was when it was Battle of the Network """"STARS""""" (the stars were subpar enough to require all those extra quotes) in the 70s. Remember how intense Robert Conrad used to get? Remember Gabe Kotter as a Team Captain?

Random thoughts:

- THE SCARIEST THING is that I knew all but three of these people. Have, in fact, spent more time with some of these people than I have with my immediate family.

- My money's on the MTV kids -- Coral, Mike and Theo do this for a living, practically. Plus now they're battling much much older people than they usually contend with.

- Everyone pretty much lived up to their assigned characters. Can't wait to see someone bludgeon Jonathan to death.

- Symrna looked hot. It was weird.

- Good to see Evil Doctor Will again. But what happened to his nose?

- The Swan is one of the three people I didn't "know." All that surgery and THAT's the Swan?

- Speaking of surgery, What Gervase Said. Sue Hawke has a completely different body from the neck down, yet she's still a complete hag.

- If Dicque were to win this thing, I'd worship him as a god.



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19. "RE: Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speech."
I know 22 of them. It's a good gage on how much of a reality junky you are.
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21. "RE: Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speech."
Exactly. I sat there watching these folks like it was a home movie. I think a support group is in order.




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22. "RE: Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speech."
When they started going through the cast I thought there were 4 I didn't know however I have watched most of The Swan and I don't remember her...butt it could just be my old age.
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24. "RE: Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speech."
I'm still blown away by The Swan (and I think it's very funny that she's being called "The Swan" the way the Miz is called "the Miz." That's really the "AFTER"?




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25. "RE: Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speech."
>That's really the
>"AFTER"?

That was my thought exactly! Susan Hawk and "the Swan" must have the same "hack" I mean "plastic surgeon".

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26. "RE: Mirna's don't-vote-me-off speech."
I love Hatch. I don't know why, I just love him.

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27. "they all believe their own hype."
yeah, i am a little embarrassed too since i knew almost all of them...but you know..i watched the "original battle" back in the day....but i watched it cause i wanted to see all my "crushes".
like scott baio or hopefully john-boy walton compete and see how they all got along.

when i watch now...i am thinking...i can't stand all of you...you are such wannabe's....plus duncan nutter...come on.
he wants to be a MOVIE STAR so BAD the desperation shows in her/oops i mean his eyes....

but since i am guilty watcher i guess i feed into their egos.
i just fast forward.
mollytv

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28. "Teams moved around"
Essentially, a three team trade happened at the will of Team Miz

(SPOILERS ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT'S EPISODE SHOWN ON THE EAST COAST)!

Traded To Team Go Home:
Charla
DuncNut

Traded to Team Periwinkle
David aka Howard Stern (AJ:Hawaii)
JERRI (NOOOOOOOO! S2 and All-Stars IIRC)

Traded to Team Coral
Gervase
Tina Fabulous

Haha.

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29. "RE: Teams moved around"
I could do without Jerri...but I liked the twists. Keep 'em coming!
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30. "RE: Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
I watched the first episode of this show and I also watched tonights episode and I actually enjoy watching this show. Also when I watched the first episode I was seeing how many people I recognized and I recognized all but 6 of them. I think I watch too much reality tv lol. Anyway though I missed the ending for tonights episode. Iknow that someone one the blue team (forgot who) got to choose 2 players to replace another team and something about getting two new reality stars. Who went home and who were the 2 reality stars to join and which team did they go on?
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31. "RE: Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
Try looking two posts above yours.
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32. "REgarding Coral"
I never watched the real world she was on, so...

Two related, but polar opposite questions:

1. Does this bitch ever shut up?

2. Does anything she say ever make sense, have relevance, or show any signs of actual intelligence rolling around in that head of hers?


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33. "RE: REgarding Coral"
i think i'm expert enough in the viewing of her show...to answer your questions...

....uh...NO and uh NO.

i can't stand seeing her on yet ANOTHER battle show....i am downright sick of seeing her on all the real world inferno's etc.
and then....figures...they just have to put her on...

can't they get it through their heads???? we have had enough of her....oh well...they don't listen to me.

mollytv

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35. "RE: REgarding Coral"
When Coral first appeared on the MTV Challenges, I liked her b/c I thought she was funny, but now the act has gotten old. It's like she always has to ham it up for the camera and think of something shocking or funny to say.
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34. "RE: Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
who is joe millionaire (evan marriott) fooling when he tells trishelle he NEVER heard of her show and never watched it....
oh COME ON! you big liar....this is just like all the "celebs" on surreal life who swear they don't know who each other is when they come walking in the house...EVEN AFTER BEING EXPLAINED from what show...

how else do you know to apply for the show if you DON'T watch tv?

give me a break...i can't take it anymore
mollytv

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36. "RE: Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
I'm sick of seeing Coral too. Doesn't she have a real job or is this how she makes money. I would think that she would have a life outside of the reality tv curcit but I guess not.
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37. "RE: Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
Johnathan was Adamleminated. As was the rest of the Periwinkle team with a horrible showing in all three events (touch football, Jonathan flipping over in his little car, and then a horrible relay race. They even gave them a chance to survive and Chris Russo couldn't beat Gervase in a race (duh). Johnathan left complaining about poor weight distribution or something.
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38. "RE: Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
I share the comment made by one of his teammates when he enjoyed it very slightly that he flipped in the soap derby race. Sorry, I'm very bad. Hee hee!
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39. "RE: Battle Of The Network Reality Stars: The Players"
I couldn't stand Johnathan in the Amazing Race, I thought that he was an a$$. Then I saw that he was on this show and I thoguht well maybe it was just the preasure and the stress of the amazing race that made me him be a total a$$ (although I feel thst there is no reason i nthe world for him to hit/push his wife). So then I saw him on this show and I figured that my pervious thoughts of him still held true. Well guess what he's an a$$ on this show too. I still don't get how he's been able to maintain his marriage for as long as he has. Oh well I hope he gets voted off soon.
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40. "Episode Three."
(I didn't comment on Episode Two because I spent a full (censored) day commenting on Episode Two.)

Say, Jonathan, what does your brain weigh? Three ounces? Perfect! That means you're the perfect mass to put on the Go-Cart -- oops! Nearly-empty skull got thrown off on the turn and took its owner with it! And all over the country, people give up a little more Save Until I Delete space, with the Delete date being 'never'... What was with Jonathan and body mass, anyway? And does he have an auto-divorce clause in his marriage contract if Victoria gains a pound? 'This is why we lost the Race.' Yes. Yes, it is.

DocWill is turning into the quote machine for this series. You'd think it was foreshadowing or something.

The final race was aggravating. Team BigMouth was out on merit. There was no need to punish the third-place team by threatening them with elimination. Just show the Periwinkles the door and leave the pointless twists and home. Stupid, stupid, stupid...

Hi, Jerri! Bye, Jerri!

See Gervase. See Gervase run. Run, Gervase, run!

How much fun was it watching Matt become the star of the incredibly lame football game? I've noticed something during the team introduction segments: when he looks at the camera and announces 'Joe Schmo', there's a genuine sense of pride there. It feels Matt's in the game to enjoy himself. The extra five seconds on his clock may not even matter. The ten thousand dollars would, but that's kind of automatic.

Dear Bravo,

About the memory coverage of the 70s and 80s battles:

No one cares.

Regards,
Estee

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41. "RE: Episode Three."
I LOVED LOVED LOVED the fact the team Johno is gone! But for how long? Is the twist that the 3rd place team (in next week show) is eliminated and team Johno is back!? I hope to He11 not!
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42. "RE: Episode Three."
Estee...I feel your pain. I am working on the summary and hope to have it posted tonight. I am snarkless all of a sudden and it frustrating!
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44. "Episode Four."
And good night to Team Coral. Is anyone starting to get the feeling we're going to have a last episode with two teams of one person each? Bravo=cheap.

If only Charla had still been around for the multi-legged race. Team Chip was having enough trouble coordinating their movements with Matt's long legs in the mix. Imagine the Reds staggering down the lane after having made the mistake of putting Charla in the middle. Good times.

Speaking of Matt, does it surprise anyone that he went through all the money? Oh, well... he's still one of the most decent people there.

So many potential bull-riding jokes, so little time...

And here I was wondering what could possibly be lamer than the obstacle course. And then Bravo gave me an answer: inner tube water polo. Oh, no -- someone just took a penalty for illegal splashing!

If Evan had landed on his head, would anyone have been able to tell if he'd suffered a brain injury?

Does anyone else feel like it's Chip's mission in life to make sure Kim does as little as possible? This was the second time he's tried to get his own wife out of the game. (Guess he hasn't gone through all the money.) And it would have worked too, if it wasn't for that meddling Theo...

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