Boy, do those ladies flock to Lanre. Wonder what makes him so desperate to be on here he's got that does it?

Who else should we beat up in effigy on the show?

When are we getting Jodi the heck out of there? How can we miss her if she won't go away?

Buddha and the Brow? Wasn't that a Cat Stevens album?

And have Christie and Niambi made it to Framingham yet, without EMT assistance?

Rhonda, is your middle name really Narcissa?

ADMINISTRIVIA:

You need not just follow my lead here. You can take this in any show-related direction you wish.

Remember to use your sigs, or at least sign off as your characters.

If you want to join in as a RECURRING character, please sign up in the signup thread before posting. That's where you'll find your sigs also (although, if you're replacing someone, it may be in the old signup thread).

Remember, if you're unable to post as your character for a time, just send me a note to that effect. Otherwise, I can only assume you're uninterested, which isn't fair to someone who might want to play.

Currently claimed roles are: Jon Murray, Dr. Stan, Iyanla, Rhonda, Andy (and her mom, and her left brow), Antonia, Jodi, Kelly and her bathroom, Niambi, Christina, Poetri, Dr. VantToLookJung, Lanre, the Garden Buddha, the Rose Bush, the Front Door, the Dining Room Table, Bead Store Owner, "Mr. Situation," the Camera Man, and the Pillsbury Dough Boy.

New characters, or resurrected old ones, welcome! Not to mention assorted visitors, of whom we had a great many last week!

WE NEED A SOMMER. Any takers? First one in the signup thread gets her.

Do NOT post as a character that's been claimed. Thanks.

You can post as ad hoc, one-time characters WITHOUT signing up. If you intend to reuse your character, please do sign up . . . thanks!

And HAVE FUN!

Non-players: THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION THREAD. Discussion-type posts may be removed. BUT . . . You may address or ask questions of the role-players as their characters.

E-mail or PM me with any problems.

Based on various other "Be The . . ." games, created by (all hail) Angelfood.