The ants are back.

...oh, like you were expecting Endemol to spend anything on cleaning the place between seasons...

GinaMarie, perhaps hopeful of an enemy she could outwit, was one of the lead forces in going after them. (Helen, used to single-minded opponents marching in unthinking order, was the other.) Most of the invasion was in the kitchen, so they took the typical human precaution of spraying fatal poisons on everything in sight. (Raid does such a good job of killing, you know -- everything.) Much food was disposed of. A great deal of countertop was wiped, presumably working with the arrow. Dishes were segregated, which undoubtedly made Aryan happy while GinaMarie wondered if she should openly decry the fact that plates were being stored with the separate species that is utensils and there was a chance they might date. I would have invoked Utensia here, but no one would have gotten it.

And so the kitchen was taken back. Right up until the point they discovered the ants were in the fridge while Amanda found the line marching towards the bathroom. Michelle might have been invoked at that point, mostly just to keep the blame away from Candice for three minutes.

It's a forgone victory for the six-leggers, really. But let's see how long the hamsters can pretend.

Meanwhile:

Clownie has killed himself again. Twice. (Total count: four.) Hair dryer in the shower and plastic bag over the head. Feed viewers feel Andy is the lead suspect, but I wouldn't be surprised by the rats playing a dark series of jokes.

Elissa took herself off the block and Perma-Pawn Spencer went up, regretting that once again he was facing a week without a vote. (Frank called and told him to svck it up.) If it's any consolation, Spencer, your medical heroes didn't believe in giving people a choice in their own fates either.

Helen has been campaigning so hard as to require an equal time law for reality television. Happily for her, fact-checking and supporting her own claims with evidence are disallowed. Also, it turns out she can cry at will. Handy! And one of the current house tactics? Includes the words 'good people'. Helen is bashing Amanda with one voice and giving her relationship advice in the other. Then she bashes Amanda again with Elissa happily going along. (By the way, Elissa recently claimed she's allergic to slop on a fatal level and the producers have been withholding her medicine.) Amanda, Aryan, and McCrae wait for a chance to be alone and then bash Helen & Elissa. Over and over and over.

We are back at BB6 and they all want to be Maggie.

Hooray for Casting.