Sorry, but as a godless heathen, I am not capable of explaining this level of faith interaction. Also, any attempt I make to do so inevitably winds up with the device used mysteriously catching fire.

Plus even Jokers had trouble tracking this one. Apparently it started over something to do with Howard swearing on a Bible and Elissa's branch of fundamentalism doesn't think that's right. She got very loud about it. McCrae and Andy went to speak with her. She decided that in itself constituted Christian-bashing and then went on a tear about how she was being defamed and discriminated against and couldn't even read her Bible any more.

(Apparently those two laughed at some point over how loud Elissa was getting and that? Was a direct attack on all Christians everywhere, at least those of Elissa's branch, whatever that is. The fact that a gay male and one who's openly dating a Jew were doing the laughing probably didn't help.)

We then entered the 'I want to quit because I can't stay in a house with people of low character' (read: not fundamentalist Christians of unknown branch) loops until everyone was thoroughly sick of it, excepting Elissa. There may have been more bashing of Howard in there, because she does that, frequently on autopilot. Gossip flew, because the Widows are still in there and it's what they do. Also what Elissa does. GCB, y'all. McCrae decided that Elissa's deity had worked a miracle because they now wanted her gone before Howard and who thought that was possible?

I am not going to track all the gossip in the house. They don't have enough cameras. I also don't have enough patience. Or tolerance for Aryan exposure. But there was a house meeting about it in which many things were brought out in the open, most were likely denied, and the Aryan/Elissa war picked up a few more patches of scorched earth.

Oh, and in other fun news, until last night, Aryan did not know Big Brother After Dark exists.