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OMG! OMG! OMG! BA!!! This is FUKKIN AWESOME!!! I am going to edit this post.. and put in all the things that made me ROTF&LMAO!!!! (Hell.. that would be all of it!! But dman!! I have a lot more comments to make! But I just HAD to get this up now.. to tell you I am in AWE... *big hug*

OK.. going to post this then edit it...

EDIT
>>Icecat, alone, in a white tank top (with pocket protector) and plaid Boxers, is feverishly typing away on an imaginary keyboard. It appears that Icecat is Sleep-typing.<<

**Oh my goodness!!! LMAO!

>>Strange sounds are emanating from this group, but all we can make out is GT’s “turrets syndrome” expletives. These creatures finally notice our BAVIVOR camera crew and attempt to act natural. GT smiles, then kicks Icecat. IC wakes to see camera four panning up and down his frail body to expose his “Morning Wood”. Itzlisa and Mon Cherie will not let this camera time pass them by and immediately jump up to start there Morning Jane Fonda Work-out. IC excuses himself to find the nearest tree to elevate his “problem”. Supe attempting to stand up struggles to get to his feet, because of the permanently attached VK.<<

**Ohhhh! I can't take it!!! LLMMAAOO!! These images are TOO funny. BA you have captured our "exaggerated" board personalities more than I could have ever dreamed!!! OMG, we are PEOPLE!! LMAO!! Funny, freaky ass people!!

>>Supe, “S-rist need a hand”
S-rist “ Nope, you just want to take credit for my discovery”
Itzlisa, “S-rist is that coffee and donuts?
VK perks up, and does a triple axle dismount with a 3.4 degree of difficulty off Superman, “S-rist, you are my hero!!
S-rist, ‘aw shucks”
GT, “ Hand it over, punk, you don’t want to know me til I get my first 12 cups in the morning.<<

**There you go again!! The images this creates!!

>>Survivordawg apparently wrote a letter of resignation and walked out on the production.<<

** What a respectful exit. *hugs BA*


>>Sleeve, “And then one time at Band camp, I …
Dalton, “ Dalton says, if you don’t shut the hell up, I will plant this size 7 upside your head.
Rudyrules, “ Eh, give us a Break Eh,”
Skierdude, “ Can I have Captain Crunch for breakfast?
Outfrontgirl, “maybe SD, Hush up now, your parents will be here to pick you up soon”
Skierdude, ” But mommy said..
Dalton performing a turning round house kick, nailed SD, thankfully the standing coma known as Survivorchick broke Sd’s fall.
OutfrontGirl, “ hey there was no need for that?
Dalton, “ you want some little girl?
Dangerkitty, “ can’t we all just get along”<<

**Once again... the personalities captured!!!

>>VK, “Supe, did you check the tree mail”
Super, “nah, S-rist ran off to get it”
GT, “he is a little go getter isn’t he”
Supe, “we will keep him around as our cabana boy.
VK & GT “ ROFLMAO”
Supe,” ROLFMAO, what does that mean?
VK, “Nevermind, got any more glue?<<

**OK!! I han hardly stand this one!! My sides are hurting!!! I am LITERALLY ROTFLMAO!!And this is like the TENTH time I have read it!!! Help me offa the floor, ya Hokie Hater, wouldja???

>>Ayak is dressed in a Dr. Suess Cat in the Hat outfit<<

**Buwwwaaahhh! Hey AK!! "loooookin'gooood!!" ( I don't know why, but when I read that, Freddie Printz (sp?) as "Chico" from "Chico and the Man" came to mind... anyone remember that???)

>>GT and Dalton step up
AyaK “ the first word is “Deloris”
GT & Dalton, Shout “Clitoris”
AkaK,” Excellent, Next!!
Sleeve and Survivorist step up
Ayak “the word is Virgin”
Sleeve, “no I’m Not!!
Survivorist shouts, “Surgeon”<<

and...

>>Sleeve talking to camera 4, “ that was so un-cool, they tricked me, I am not a virgin, I have had plenty of sex, even with other people.”<<

**are just TOO damned funny!!!! Poor triple EEEE man.. LOL

>>After holding it for 2 minutes to make sure the Buzz hits and that only enough smoke is released, GT lets out a Twenty Foot smoke ring that rises in the air.
GT” “Light me again Supe”
GT lets out three more quick puffs.
GT, “ Finished.."
From the distance a twenty foot Happy Face smoke ring appears in the sky.

GT passes out with the immunity idol in her hands.<<


**OMG BadAs!!!! Oh sheeeeeeet! That is killing me as well.. I can actually see GT.. Oh my.. I don't know if I will recover.. You are going to be held accountable for my permenant laugh lines, Mister!!!!

>> tonight?”
Survivorchick Back in a Coma “ Snore!!”
Ayak “ Outfrontgirl, you seem to have taken on a unique role with Skierdude?
OutfrontGirl, “He’s like 13, his parents dropped him off, I guess they thought this was Clown camp.
AyaK , “Skierdude, what have you liked about this place so far?
Skierdude (Blushing), “ well, um Outfrontgirl has nice bumpy bits!
Ayak, “ well that’s a given, it’s time to vote..<<

**OXYGEN!!!! STAT!!! lolol

>>Skierdude, “Can someone call my Mom to pick me Up?.<<

**Awww.. you gotta feel for the poor dude... What will OFG do without him?????

>>Stay tuned for the next episode of BAVivor, Renamed SuperVivor!!! It’s a Top Ten …<<

OMG! Supesvivor!! Will he be UP (ko-ching) for the challenge after this brilliance?? Oh I hope so!!(Do you hear me Superman?? What I REALLY meant by that was... GET YOUR ASS BUSY ON EP 3!!! *wink*)

I LOOOOVE the road this is taking... people taking turns writing Eps.. This was truly a masterpiece BA... I can't say enough how much I enjoyed it!! Hell I enjoyed it SO much.. I'll do this for ya!!

http://www.hokiehaters.com/

*standing ovation*

Vampstein
SpamKira
VK

w.l.s.f.c.

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA TO T...   BadAs     06-12-01       
   RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA TO THE...   aymelek     06-12-01     1  
   RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   samiam     06-12-01     2  
     RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA TO THE...   aymelek     06-12-01     3  
   RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   dangerkitty     06-12-01     4  
   RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   VampKira     06-12-01     5  
     RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   dabo     06-12-01     7  
   RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   Kismet     06-12-01     6  
   RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA TO THE...   ItzLisa     06-12-01     8  
   RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   mistofleas     06-12-01     9  
     RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   VampKira     06-12-01     10  
   RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA TO THE...   George Tirebiter     06-12-01     11  
     RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   LadyT     06-12-01     13  
   RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   sleeeve     06-12-01     12  
     RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA TO THE...   George Tirebiter     06-12-01     18  
         RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   SherpaDave     06-12-01     19  
             Schedule   AyatollahKhomeini     06-12-01     20  
                 RE: Schedule   Survivorerist     06-12-01     25  
             RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   Outfrontgirl     06-12-01     22  
                 RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA TO THE...   George Tirebiter     06-12-01     24  
   RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   Survivorchick     06-12-01     14  
     RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA TO THE...   SkyRaider     06-12-01     15  
         RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   BadAs     06-12-01     16  
   RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   Survivorerist     06-12-01     17  
     RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   Outfrontgirl     06-12-01     21  
     RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA TO THE...   George Tirebiter     06-12-01     23  
         RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   Outfrontgirl     06-12-01     26  
             RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   VampKira     06-12-01     27  
             RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA TO THE...   George Tirebiter     06-12-01     28  
                 RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA ...   Outfrontgirl     06-12-01     29  
   VIKING RATING   Leif Eriksen     06-13-01     30  
     RE: an Asswipe is always an Asswipe   BadAs     06-13-01     31  
         RE: an Asswipe is always an Asswipe   VampKira     06-13-01     32  
         RE: a moron is always a moron   Leif Eriksen     06-13-01     33  
             Thanks for your observations Asswip...   BadAs     06-13-01     34  
                 RE: Thanks for your thank-you   Leif Eriksen     06-13-01     36  
   Contestant votes   AyatollahKhomeini     06-13-01     35  
     RE: Contestant votes   BadAs     06-13-01     37  
     RE: Contestant votes   Survivorchick     06-13-01     38  
         Don't worry, be happy   AyatollahKhomeini     06-13-01     39  
             RE: Don't worry, be happy   Outfrontgirl     06-13-01     40  
                 RE: Don't worry, be happy   RudyRules     06-13-01     41  
                 RE: Don't worry, be happy   Survivorchick     06-13-01     42  
   RE: SHAKESVIVOR EPISODE 2…BA TO THE...   Dalton     06-15-01     43  
     "Loser" contestants   AyatollahKhomeini     06-15-01     44  
         RE: BUMP   Outfrontgirl     06-15-01     45  
             The EGG Show   AyatollahKhomeini     06-15-01     46  
             RE: BUMP   VampKira     06-15-01     47  
             OFG?   George Tirebiter     06-15-01     48  

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