LAST EDITED ON 07-09-13 AT 07:19 PM (EST)

Aaryn was complaining that Jeremy's body radiates a lot of heat in bed, making him uncomfortable to sleep next to. Then she decided it was because he's part Cherokee and therefore retains heat within himself for later redistribution.

She is also in the progress of deciding McCrae is McGay. Amanda's experiences to the contrary are obviously meaningless here, because Amanda is Jewish and cannot be trusted.

Oh, and how racist is Aaryn? When taking care of the HoH pets, she has admitted that she's deliberately avoiding feeding the black fish.

I am not joking.

Jeremy, unaware he'd been outdone and possibly for all time, decided Andy would win MVP due to being gay and Howard's status as an African-American male automatically gives him poor communication skills. Because, you know, the heartland just loves homosexuality and Jeremy is totally the kind of person Howard would enjoy talking to every day.

Also, Kaitlin believes Beyonce is...

...well, let's just say all crosses are upside-down at every performance and leave it at that.

Naturally, Aaryn bought it.

All this comes because I peeked in on FHags and tuned in to what Jillian calls The Neverending Douche Report.

*sigh*

There is no escape.