LAST EDITED ON 04-05-12 AT 11:31 AM (EST)

So, it's a sunny day at Loser Lodge, I wake up feeling good, the Pookie birds are chirping, I got my daily Sudoku, I settle on to the throne in Hutcam, ready to do my morning business,, I unload, and suddenly I find myself (and my business) flying thru the air into the surf.

Someone installed a poop activated launcher in Hutcam, and I see Coco smirking away behind a bush.

I get a glass of OJ and it dribbles down my chin. Someone replaced my glass with a dribble glass.

I put on my flip flops and find myself stuck to the floor.

I try to take a nap in a hammock and the the palm trees collapse, they've been partially sawed thru.

Of course, it's April Fool's day, and I've been fooled.

Well, I can take a joke, so I return to HutCam for the weekly taping

"Hi, Kingfish here, and here are my offerings.

A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. Christina

B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". Chelsea

C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. Alicia

D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. Alicia

E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. Alicia

F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. Christina "

Ring 1:
10 tokens on C

Here I have to introduce Uncle Ralph. He runs a halfway house for runaway girls. He's not phat, nor is he Phun, but he does a good job getting runaway girls to run back home.

If you want your Phlat Phlying Phat Phun to go Splat,

April Fool's Day at Loser Lodge.

Tribes' Phat Phunny Phantastic Sig.