Nominees are Jessie and Candice. Jessie was, of course, targeted because she's the most beautiful woman in the history of humanity and therefore hers is the face which launched a thousand potential eviction votes. Gawds only know what Candice did, although it sounds as if she was loud and rude during the Have-Not comp. One cage opinion is that McCrae arranged the keys from longest duration in the HoH competition to shortest.

Veto competition seems to be today. The rats would have wanted to at least pretend they were giving America one night to vote. Yes, that means MVP and third nominee aren't revealed yet.

It was confirmed that the same hamster can hold MVP in consecutive weeks.

Have-Not room has people sleeping in what's being described as 'airplane seats'. If they're first-class or even economy recliners, that might be tolerable. If they're the bowl-shaped terminal waiting chairs, welcome to pain. Current Have-Nots are Andy, Helen, Howard, Elissa, and Judd.

They had a fashion show. Helen won.

Nick has already been given a Stop That! -- no word on for what, but I'll guess singing. (I'll give him this much: Peter Parker? I can see that.) He also named one alliance the Blonterage. I will never forgive him for that. And he has someone running his Twitter, perhaps as early practice for fame. Nick has such high hopes, doesn't he?

Elissa is not liked. Part of that is for trying to hide her sibling status, some more is likely for who she's related to, and maybe the rest is just her: we haven't had enough exposure to tell. But right now, she is the most likely candidate for any possible backdoor. There's already been at least one fight with Aaryn. And another with Amanda.

The all-female alliance already had one additional unseen fight. Possibly also over Elissa? Opinion is that this is a very catty group. Just what we needed: a cage of eight Britneys without the sarcasm...

McCrae has been avoiding HoHitis to date, although a fan should have thought twice about winning at all... gawds, he must have felt paranoid.

David may not have told the others yet, but he went out for American Ninja Warrior. Damn dumb? Maybe. But watch out for his athletic skills.

Jeremy knows very little about Cherokee history.

Howard's youth counseling seems to be the real deal. There also appears to be a slight Beware Of Possible Preaching vibe, but he's kept it under control so far.

Judd watched some of the Canadian edition.

Kaitlin? 100% recruit: tapped by personnel at her bar. Also the first to say she feels the DR is trying to manipulate her (and fish). But she got out that she thinks they're trying to get her angry with Jessie for both having crushes on Jeremy.

Fair Using Hamsterwatch's quote on McCrae here:

"I've known him online since 2007 when Justin Kan wore a camera on his head for a 24/7 feed for a few months to launch Justin.tv. McCrae goes by Chumlord, but his middle name is not Tuglord - don't believe everything you read on Facebook, people! He's smart, funny, twisted, and won't give a damn if he's got haters.. in fact, he'll probably embrace them. He was likely an alternate who replaced someone who bailed or was bounced at the last minute, and I'm just so happy for him that he got in. He knows this game very well, and he also knows feedsters want a good show. See Kaitlin: despite geographic proximity, they do not know each other - this according to his family, friends, and roomies. He might or might not have the book smarts of BB14 Ian Terry but he's got better social skills, and I believe and hope he can go the distance. #TeamChumlord all the way!
Most likely to make my day and annoy others with Hamsterwatch shoutouts"

Spencer grew out his beard and traveled to an open Maine audition to make himself stand out from the crowd a little more. Hmm...

There are fifty billion alliances and about half that number of showmances.

Oh, and CBS has lied to us already. 100 days of summer? Is now ninety. What. A. Shock.

*sigh*

Anyone wanna dig through this crap?