welcome to vietnam

i want to apologize for not being any louder, but EPMB cut the native greeter salary to only 2,ooo dong and that’s just not enough to buy jack.

stuwin, balwin, err, edwin, samwin … whatever win names you guys got, congratulations on running a wonderful leg. you showed so much class in stopping to honor the soldiers at the hanoi hilton, there were tears in my eyes.

tom and terry, you naughty boys … but then, we should have known better. we all know about new york gays and their riding habits. lucky for you duke and lauren got lost trying to find a vietnamese guy named nguyen (wait, maybe that’s the name one of the brothers that won…).

david … you really know your coal, that’s for dong sure. I was impressed that you noticed that it was wet. i thought you and water were strangers for many years.

duke and lauren, welcome to sequesterville. maybe you’ll find some happiness with the moslem brothers and indian teams – they may even let you hold their hands (and we all know that that’s code for something.

Not only Ubiquitous, but Superfluous too!