What Phil?! No "Taawk to us--in fawwth?" I thought we had something going! Don't make me cry!! (Oh, you did. *sniff* *sniff* *sob!*)Well, Tom, honey, we got through the leg almost with no mistakes. You're right, those Beauty Queens will not be winning any awards in this pageant. You said it perfectly.
And I know, you said it perfectly when we were in Vietnam--I couldn't believe it!
And I know, you said it perfectly when you sold the flowers, although you did get a bit pissy!
And I know, you said it perfectly when you questioned whether or not we should be on those bikes.
And I know, you said it perfectly when you consoled me at the pitstop. I needed that.
WAIT A MINUTE...hold on here, girl! I didn't say anything this entire episode. Everytime I opened my mouth, they cut away from us. I didn't even get to cheer or say "bye-bye, Mongolia!" Is it because I am the calm one (despite my little cry)?
The only thing I did of note was force you to wait to pay homage at the flight suit! (Which was very classy of us, and not in a showy way like those Cho brothers.)
Next time, though, hon, can I say something?
Btw, Shout out to Mary, she's my sweetheart (besides you, of course, Tommy!)