Welcome to Vietnam!

Erwin and Godwin: *There* you are! You kept saying in your video how you were competitive and stuff, but we just never had any proof until now. Alright then.

Tom and Terry: Wait over there. I'll get to you in 30 MINUTES!! Duh duh duuuuuuh {/dramatic music}

Tyler and James: OK, second place for you guys. Kind of a dull leg for you guys...but do I see the beginnings of a mini-feud with "the Blondies"?

Rob and Kimberly: It was pretty funny watching you guys traipse all over looking for the coal place. It was right. there.

Dustin and Kandice: Interesting strategy cutting in line. Interesting justification, too. Will you be the first to say "we're not here to make friends"? Someone please correct me if they or someone else has said that already. We need some kind of Bingo game with stuff like that on it.

Peter and Sarah: Peter, did you notice Sarah trying to crawl along that narrow path on the way to the Mat? Possibly that was the time to be offering a hand. You both might have shuffled sideways, for example. Sarah: way to keep going.

Lyn and Karlyn: Are you trying to make up for you earlier attempts to screw over other teams by offering support to David and Mary?

David and Mary: We kinda figured you'd take the coal task, but what about "Use a press to make coal bricks" made you think it would be something you're used to? Mary: way to keep going.

Tom and Terry: OK, you guys can com back now. Did you get all freaked out? I know you did. I'm sorry I had to be stern with you, but you broke the rules. The rules are there for your protection. We do not alter or break the rules for anyone, not even to get planes held for fan favourites or any of that stuff that we hear from all the conspiracy theorists every. freaking. season. SO consider yourselves duly chastised.

Duke and Lauren: You're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from The Amazing Race. We hardly knew you. I think your deciding moment was when you chose to drive a local home. She didn't really help you much and she wasted your time and money. Oops.

Administrative Notes:

Please keep the game in the game thread or Bebo will come and kick your butt. You know she will.

New players are welcome! All the Racers, as well as The Native Greeter, Phil's Golf Equipment, Phil's Turtleneck and Sarah's Leg have been spoken for.

Anyone may post as a camera or sound person (see sign-up thread for sigs, if you like), one of the people who bought flowers, the pantomime dragon or whatever. Be creative!