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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
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"Dear Tom and Terry"
HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-25-06, 10:19 AM (EST)
 
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"Dear Tom and Terry" |
Considering how many other stereotypes you seem to be fulfilling, I am really surprised that I need to write you this note. Listen, guys, it's time to talk about your hair. Yes, I imagine those long locks were all the rage back in the 70s, but you have to keep in mind that was a decade when you were still capable of growing hair uniformly on your heads.It appears that neither of you has a dominant GFH gene (Gay Fashion and Hair), though that little ass-spanking pantomime about riding horses suggests at least one of you got the GBD gene (Gay Bondage-Domination). Anyway, since your GFH gene seems to be recessive, I am here to tell you: It is time to cut the hair short. You don't need to shave your head completely, but for the love of Mary Adam, please, please, please trim it to a reasonable and more attractive length (horns not necessary). There's nothing wrong with aging. You should have enough style to at least do it gracefully though. Sincerely,
HD P.S. Please tell David and Mary to stop dressing alike. Such behavior is reserved for the 'mos. Theyt probably don't realize since they never met a 'mo before. 
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Dear Tom and Terry
