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09-25-06, 10:19 AM (EST)
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"Dear Tom and Terry"
Considering how many other stereotypes you seem to be fulfilling, I am really surprised that I need to write you this note. Listen, guys, it's time to talk about your hair. Yes, I imagine those long locks were all the rage back in the 70s, but you have to keep in mind that was a decade when you were still capable of growing hair uniformly on your heads.

It appears that neither of you has a dominant GFH gene (Gay Fashion and Hair), though that little ass-spanking pantomime about riding horses suggests at least one of you got the GBD gene (Gay Bondage-Domination). Anyway, since your GFH gene seems to be recessive, I am here to tell you:

It is time to cut the hair short. You don't need to shave your head completely, but for the love of Mary Adam, please, please, please trim it to a reasonable and more attractive length (horns not necessary). There's nothing wrong with aging. You should have enough style to at least do it gracefully though.

Sincerely,
HD

P.S. Please tell David and Mary to stop dressing alike. Such behavior is reserved for the 'mos. Theyt probably don't realize since they never met a 'mo before.

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 Dear Tom and Terry   HistoryDetective     09-25-06       
   RE: Dear Tom and Terry   J Slice     09-25-06     1  
   RE: Dear Tom and Terry   ginger     09-25-06     2  
     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   jolathe     09-25-06     4  
         RE: Dear Tom and Terry   LibraRising     09-26-06     11  
             RE: Dear Tom and Terry   Earl Colby Pottinger     09-27-06     19  
                 RE: Dear Tom and Terry   LibraRising     09-27-06     20  
                     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   Tahj     09-27-06     22  
                         RE: Dear Tom and Terry   HistoryDetective     09-27-06     23  
                             RE: Dear Tom and Terry   Tahj     09-27-06     24  
                                 RE: Dear Tom and Terry   HistoryDetective     09-27-06     25  
                                     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   LibraRising     09-27-06     26  
                                     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   Tahj     09-28-06     34  
                                     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   Earl Colby Pottinger     10-01-06     51  
                             Just my two cents   brvnkrz     09-28-06     27  
                                 RE: Just my two cents   LibraRising     09-28-06     28  
                                     RE: Just my two cents   brvnkrz     09-28-06     29  
                                 RE: Just my two cents   Tahj     09-28-06     32  
                                     RE: Just my two cents   brvnkrz     09-28-06     33  
                                         RE: Just my two cents   Tahj     09-28-06     35  
                                             RE: Just my two cents   brvnkrz     09-28-06     36  
                                             RE: Just my two cents   bystander     09-28-06     37  
                                             RE: Just my two cents   brvnkrz     09-28-06     38  
                                             RE: Just my two cents   bystander     09-28-06     39  
                                             RE: Just my two cents   brvnkrz     09-28-06     40  
                                             RE: Just my two cents   bystander     09-28-06     41  
                                             RE: Just my two cents   RollDdice     10-01-06     48  
                                             RE: Just my two cents   brvnkrz     10-02-06     55  
                                             RE: Just my two cents   Tahj     09-28-06     42  
                                 RE: Just my two cents   Earl Colby Pottinger     10-01-06     50  
                                     RE: Just my two cents   MasterTech     10-09-06     59  
                     Hey!   udg     09-29-06     46  
                     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   Earl Colby Pottinger     10-01-06     49  
   RE: Dear Tom and Terry   emydi     09-25-06     3  
     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   dabo     09-25-06     5  
         RE: Dear Tom and Terry   HistoryDetective     09-25-06     6  
             RE: Dear Tom and Terry   Estee     09-26-06     14  
                 RE: Dear Tom and Terry   HistoryDetective     09-26-06     15  
                     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   bystander     09-26-06     16  
                 RE: Dear Tom and Terry   Earl Colby Pottinger     10-01-06     52  
     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   Max Headroom     09-25-06     9  
         RE: Dear Tom and Terry   emydi     09-25-06     10  
   RE: Dear Tom and Terry   alec7     09-25-06     7  
     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   FishWoman     09-27-06     17  
         RE: Dear Tom and Terry   alec7     09-27-06     18  
             RE: Dear Tom and Terry   FishWoman     09-27-06     21  
   RE: Dear Tom and Terry   Earl Colby Pottinger     09-25-06     8  
   RE: Dear Tom and Terry   LibraRising     09-26-06     12  
     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   dabo     09-26-06     13  
         RE: Dear Tom and Terry   globespinner     09-28-06     30  
             RE: Dear Tom and Terry   brvnkrz     09-28-06     31  
             RE: Dear Tom and Terry   Peetah     09-29-06     43  
                 RE: Dear Tom and Terry   globespinner     09-29-06     44  
                     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   Peetah     09-29-06     45  
                         RE: Dear Tom and Terry   globespinner     09-29-06     47  
                     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   Earl Colby Pottinger     10-01-06     53  
   RE: Dear Tom and Terry   HistoryDetective     10-02-06     54  
     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   dabo     10-02-06     56  
     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   Karchita     10-02-06     57  
   RE: Dear Tom and Terry   maryellennaco     10-09-06     58  
   RE: Dear Tom and Terry   HistoryDetective     10-09-06     60  
     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   LibraRising     10-09-06     61  
   RE: Dear Tom and Terry   Tonya_Harding     10-12-06     62  
     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   Earl Colby Pottinger     10-12-06     63  
     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   HistoryDetective     10-12-06     64  
     RE: Dear Tom and Terry   LibraRising     10-13-06     66  
   RE: Dear Tom and Terry   maryellennaco     10-12-06     65  

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