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with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"E! gets ready to Kill Reality..."
Estee 54732 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-13-05, 05:44 PM (EST)
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"E! gets ready to Kill Reality..." |
Great title. The execution may lack something.'E! Conspires to 'Kill Reality' Cable network E! is preparing to serve up its own take on "Project Greenlight," with a cast of former reality-TV folks looking to prove that they can act as well as act out. "Kill Reality," a show that will throw together a bunch of unscripted-TV veterans and watch as they film a horror movie (co-written by another of their kind), is scheduled to premiere Monday, July 25 on E! While the title hints at the possibility of schadenfreude for viewers, it sounds like the only dying will be the faked kind, or potentially someone's career. "'Kill Reality' gives your favorite reality stars the opportunity to prove their talents and acting abilities and to show they are more than just stars of reality television, " says Lisa Berger, head of programming development at E! Networks. "Fans of the reality genre will love seeing their favorite stars commingling together and working together toward one common goal - to make a great horror film." That movie, "The Scorned," will make its debut on E! in September, with a more explicit version scheduled for release on DVD in October. The script is being co-written by "Survivor: Amazon" and "Survivor: All-Stars" alumnus Rob Cesternino, along with Scott Zakarin and Eric Mittleman. It's about the ghost of a wronged woman seeking revenge on those who cheated on her. "Kill Reality" will feature "Survivor" alumni Ethan Zohn, Jenna Lewis, Jon "Jonny Fairplay" Dalton and Jenna Morasca; "Real World"-ers Trishelle Cannatella, Tonya Cooley and Steven Hill; ex-"Bachelor" Bob Guiney and "Bachelor"-ette Trish Schneider; "Amazing Race 4" winner Reichen Lehmkuhl and "Apprentice" contestant Stacie J. Upchurch. In classic reality-show style, they'll share a house while making the show and the movie. Cameras will follow them as they learn whose character survives longest and who will have on-screen romances with one another, along with any repercussions those developments might have.' So: 1. Just how much is this movie going to suck? 2. How much do we want this movie to suck? 3. Can Jonny Fairplay please die first? (Article courtesy of Google.)
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Estee 54732 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-14-05, 11:18 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: E! gets ready to Kill Reality..." |
Reichen will hook up with Jon Dalton. You may now throw up.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-16-05, 12:38 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: E! gets ready to Kill Reality..." |
I accidentally saw a promo fot this show, ACK! Way too much Jonny a-hole!
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Estee 54732 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-25-05, 08:47 AM (EST)
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11. "Premiere bump" |
The first episode is tonight at 10 p.m. EDT. PH/LC's Toni is now confirmed as being in the cast. Is anyone summarizing this thing?
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uglier than sarah w 303 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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07-25-05, 11:42 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Premiere bump" |
I wish Omarosa was on this one, but I find Stacey from the Apprentice an equally annoying person to put there...And Andrew Firestone from the Bachelor...Good times!
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weltek 16933 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-26-05, 04:53 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Premiere bump" |
Oh Fer Heck! I missed it! *combs tv guide for reruns*
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volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-25-05, 09:55 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: E! gets ready to Kill Reality..." |
John Peter from AI is on the show! WOO and HOO! It just came on and all these familiar faces are just about too much.
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volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-25-05, 10:15 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: E! gets ready to Kill Reality..." |
I just jumped through the screen and pounced on fvcking Stacy J. She doesn't like the idea that Reichen doesn't want to be referred to as sausage smuggler and butt pirate. I wonder if Stacy would be upset if she were referred to as a derogatory name?
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Bebo 20865 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-25-05, 10:49 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: E! gets ready to Kill Reality..." |
I tried, I really tried, but I couldn't even make it through one episode. Between Toni and Jonny Fairplay, I could just feel the sludge oozing from my television.
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Wacko Jacko 2421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model"
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07-26-05, 10:54 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: E! gets ready to Kill Reality..." |
LAST EDITED ON 07-26-05 AT 12:11 PM (EST)I have no idea what the goal of this show is. It's kinda Surreal Life in a way, but the eonline has you voting people out, but the show is taped right???? I will try to continue watching it. Toni, Trish and Johnny Fairplay are good cast members. I don't get into the Real Life people. You can tell although they said there was tryouts for the parts they just cast people to case drama. What I did like was when other reality stars popped up. I liked seeing Bolo (AR), Jonathon (AR), Dennis (AJ), Robb (Survivor Thailand), and others I forget. Gervace will be on later. I would've liked to see Robert (Cupid) and David Daschal (AJ). It'll be interesting to see who pops up on this show. As far as Toni, she cryed because she wants to act REALLY bad, but her performance from yesterday killed any chance of future acting. WOW What a Pyscho!
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321Jump 606 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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07-26-05, 02:00 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: E! gets ready to Kill Reality..." |
The online voting is just for fun. It doesn't effect the outcome of the TV show or the movie.
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Estee 54732 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-29-05, 07:25 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: What about Jenna L's marriage?" |
Irreconcilable differences. He wanted fifty percent of the camera time and she wanted one hundred.
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rjrabbit 3269 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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08-03-05, 09:13 PM (EST)
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51. "RE: What about Jenna L's marriage?" |
I was wondering the same thing too PRE. Thanks for googling it. Don't know why I'm surprised that this marriage didn't last.
*smooch*
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weltek 16933 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-29-05, 09:33 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: E! gets ready to Kill Reality..." |
There are two people this could absolutely do without & be better off: Tonya & Toni. Could they BE any bigger drama queens? I've never particularly liked Jenna Lewis, but she can at least hold it together. Oh, and who is this nut-job from the Bachelor? Might just lump her with Tonya & Toni. I hate Johnny Fairplay, but he'll be interesting to see as an actor. Steven IS a pretty good actor thus far. And I kind of have this love-hate thing for Rob C. I'll keep tuning in to see what happens.
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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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07-29-05, 11:51 AM (EST)
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34. "RE: Oh how do I hate TONI!" |
Rob's dry sarcasm always cracked me up. Caught a repeat of the first ep last night. I am not familiar with many of the "actors" because until very recently I was only a survivor and apprentice watcher. I am catching all past eps of my fave new show TAR and I can't wait for the one with Reichen. Why is it I always get crushes on the hot gay guys?? Hated Fairplay on survivor (and guessed he lied about granny as soon as it came out of his mouth) but I think he is probably going to be the most entertaining to watch. So, other than my survivor alumni and psycho Trish from the Bachelor I don't know anyone else from Adam.
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Estee 54732 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-01-05, 01:36 PM (EST)
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41. "So -- " |
-- was that a 'yes'?
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ginger 22511 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-01-05, 05:04 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: So -- " |
*plugs ears**hums* *walks away, VERY FAST*
I'm not up to funny right now.
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PagongRatEater 12969 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-01-05, 07:18 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: So -- " |
Backing out after you'd already committed! tsk - tsk - tsk. 
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superstepmom1 211 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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08-02-05, 04:01 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: E! gets ready to Kill Reality..." |
LAST EDITED ON 08-02-05 AT 04:01 PM (EST)ETF: Spelling Sorry, I'm lost...who the heck is Shakes? How does he know Phony Toni Bologna? And most of all, has he ever seen her eyes come out of her skull cause I'm pretty sure that they can?
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Bebo 20865 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 04:33 PM (EST)
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48. "Answers" |
Shakes is one of the posters on the forum. He had the misfortune of meeting Toni aboard a Love Cruise. And if anyone has seen the infamous Toni eye bug out, it's him.
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toddE 1433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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08-03-05, 06:05 PM (EST)
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50. "The reality stars you love to hate." |
I don't know who a few of these people are, but I know most of them, and the bulk of them are/were "villains."Trashelle and Steven are from the sleaziest RW ever. Veronica of Road Rules recently said Tonya wants to be a "brand name" like Coral. How true! What does is say of this group the Steven is the least drunken whore of the group? Fairplay's cards allow him to choose between "a$$hole" and "total loser." So I can see why he goes with option A, and it does allow him to score with physically attractive nutjobs. I thought Stacie J. got somewhat of a raw deal on Apprentice, being perceived as crazy just for playing with a magic 8 ball. I see, however, that those Apprentice beeyutches were right, and she is scary.
Toni...ouch. I was a fan of Rob C. and Jenna M. on Survivor, but Rob was like the "manipulative mastermind" (but please, Rob, chill out and refrain from referring to yourself as the smartest Survivor ever. You'd make fun of someone who talked that mess, if it wasn't you) and Jenna was like the "evil cheerleader." Jenna Lewis actually got decent editing in the first Survivor, but she's gone downhill lately, and that "wedding" video and quickie divorce put her dangerously close to Tonya/Trashelle territory. Bachelor Bob is not a bad guy, but he is the butt of much humor here in LA. He's seen as a doofus. Even "nice gay" Riechen dumped his husband after they won TAR. I don't think I really like this show. But it is intriguing. E! shows are usually flat compared to, say, VH1. But I find Fairplay, Tonya and Jenna's desperation to live on camera fascinating. and disturbing.
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volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-03-05, 10:40 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: The reality stars you love to hate." |
but she's gone downhill latelyYou can just drop the "hill" from that statement!  I didn't like Jenna L. on her first season of Survivor and could not believe she was on All Stars but I digress. You are so right in what you say about the RW/RR peeps and the strange thing is Stephen is the less of the evils. Toni is the biggest nutjob of all. For someone that has tried so hard to be in the acting business and not get anywhere...when does she realize that acting isn't for her?
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rjrabbit 3269 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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08-16-05, 11:32 PM (EST)
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58. "RE: Jonny Fairplay" |
Same with me. I hated him on Survivor but I love him on this show. He is the best part of the show.
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Estee 54732 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-22-05, 07:30 AM (EST)
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62. "RE: Jonny Fairplay" |
I'm not sure what killed him faster: that or defending second pair all the way to the river. Neither one was painful enough.
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rjrabbit 3269 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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08-31-05, 07:19 PM (EST)
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64. "RE: E! gets ready to Kill Reality..." |
I felt sorry for Katie on the Real World/Road Rules challenge when Veronica and Rachel were picking on her. I saw a totally different side of her the other night. I felt sorry for Tonya (I can't believe I just said that). Her slapping Johnny Fairplay even after he asked her not to was pathetic. She's a drunk and a screaming b!tch!
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mrjaytee2003 1 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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08-31-05, 10:59 PM (EST)
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65. "RE: E! gets ready to Kill Reality..." |
wow i watch like 15 min of this. I like reality TV its funny and shouldn't be taken to seriously. In this shows case im wondering do these people really regard themselves as legit celebs and not washed up reality stars? What the hell is Jenna Lewis's problem she did a porn tape and shes got some issue about getting a little naked.
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weltek 16933 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-06-05, 03:23 PM (EST)
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66. "Two episodes left..." |
I caught up on a few episodes this weekend.First, wow is Johnny a wack-job. The whole Katie's door fiasco was ridiculous. Then Rob lying to Katie really showed he hasn't lost his coniving idiot touch. Glad she's continuing to give him the cold shoulder. She's actually being quite mature about it. I'm finding myself liking Jenna Morasca. She's just enough fun without being a complete immature lunatic. Nikki McKibben is obnoxious. Did you see her when she came back from the bar completely fried? I have a feeling this is normal for her. Although, she did sing quite nicely in the movie scene. I could not live with Johnny Fairplay even in the biggest house in the world. Yuck.
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