Sphinx: Welcome Losers! I don't know what tribe is talking about regarding all this natural wildlife as I ain't seen anything residing here lately aside from losers and a recently surging amount of flies.
However, when it comes to knowing the backside of this island, it's this primate right here.
Who are you?
Why are you all staring at me?
Where's my stool?
5cats: Uh, Mr. Mandrill? You're our guide for the G● Nature Walk.
CT: Yeah, the beach is stinky and we were told to meet you so you could walk us around.
bydude: See some wildlife?
Sphinx: Oh, Right. Thanks.
ahem... I will be "leading" 4 different walks.
Each of these walks I will assist you in seeing some of the wildlife that inhabits this island paradise.
Well, if it's really out there. I don't remember seeing anything wild out here.
However, tribe insists there is. (I think it's from the LSD in his 20s)
You can follow me but I dare say you won't see anything else but my butt.
But here's the skinny.
Each day you will be given a choice of direction to walk in.
Choosing the correct way will allow you to see some wildlife.
Choosing the wrong way will allow you to continue following Sphinx around... probably aimlessly and usually in ever smaller circles until he's back on his stool at the bar.
Sphinx: What? You are speaking ouzo to me, tribe. Just pay attention, please.
Our first decision is upon us...
To see the wildlife, do you want go UP OR DOWN?