Please make up your mind: are you going to treat Sarah like your pet dog or like your 4 year old child? The constant switching back and forth is getting annoying.

I'm so glad you realize that a grown woman who has overcome amputation to run in an Ironman Competition couldn't possibly be mature enough or competent enough to know how to get from point A to point B (in a straight line, no less) without you yelling back for her to "come on." (You should never, ever just slow down a smidge and run beside her. She might think you're treating her like an equal or something.) She couldn't possibly have what it takes to keep going when the going gets tough, and obviously, any type of emotion she displays is a horrible breakdown which should keep you from being able to function At.All. until she locks everything down to become the perfect little bitch lap dog.

Seriously,
Me

Slice n' Dice's Sigpic Chop Shop 2004
The clapping thing? I do that when trying to get my 13 year old dog's attention. He's going deaf.