Every single coach has said, on the feeds, that the Diary Room has told them they're coming into the game.Go ahead and take a few seconds. I'll wait.
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Okay, so in other news...
...what are a couple of the other things Grodner loves to cast for? Racism and homophobia. Shane called Ian a bundle of sticks and Joe has been doing the sort of Wil imitations that got Willie in trouble to begin with and making some not-so-subtle hints towards any skin tone not his own. Shane caught himself and apologized (your sincerity perception may vary) as Britney was launching into the Do Not Use That Word lecture. Joe? Does not care. Hamsterwatch has suggested that he might be best off going quietly this week, as the stress of being on the block is bringing out everything in him that can ruin his life later. Of course, 'Joe' and 'quietly' really don't work together. He's been shouting more than ever -- and the subjects are getting nastier.
...Ian was somehow being blamed for everything. Maybe it was a Magic 8-Ball Failure -- no one's sure how this happened, and it seems to be tracking back to something in the first week which might predate the feeds.
...Shane's not the worst person when it comes to his own sexual inclinations. Britney advised him to play on Danielle's crush in order to lock up the vote this week. Shane replied that he doesn't want to hurt her that way as he's not interested in her and feels she's way too attached to him -- which she proved again by once again crawling into his bed. Then again, he got something out of it -- game information, as she told him Ashley's conversations and the tears within were faked. (Also that she now hates Dan.) Can they track this back to Janelle? Good @#%^ luck.
...Dan believes masturbation is a sin. This may or may not be why Danielle now hates him. Dan's a really fun guy once you get down to his religious convictions and put the fire on the stake he tied you to out.
...Wil and Janelle had a little blowup. She told him he was safe for two weeks. Somehow, this was offensive.
...Janelle has convinced herself Frank has a job. Because the casting department would never bring in anyone who was unemployed. (Yes, I'm serious.) This has made her want Frank out even more. (Joe is her current Kill Frank bashing buddy. And my, does Joe ever want to play!) Also, she decided Frank might be bisexual and mentioned that to Wil. She now regrets this, as she feels it gave Wil false hope. (And he's safe for two weeks.) She's never been in this many alliances either. Pull the strings, but watch which ones you're holding.
(She also said that during B.B.A.Stards, Marcellus was "a bitter bitch." My, he sure kept that quiet.)
...Malin actually didn't see the Frank sidedoor/backdoor/whatever this is coming. How could the world's greatest authority on the game possibly miss that? Dunno. And how can Frank have deluded himself into thinking this swap was to make sure Joe left? No bloody idea. But Danielle is helping it along.
Yes, they're all this stupid.