LAST EDITED ON 07-30-12 AT 07:50 PM (EST)...do I care? Not really. But I might as well slog through the swamp for one more day. It's not as if the smell is ever coming out of these shoes anyway.
...Britney's current plan is to turn Malin and Janelle's teams against each other while targeting Frank. Shane doesn't do the whole 'thinking' thing very well at all times, so he's willing to go with this for now. Shane feels the coaches have been a huge help in the game. Shane will never see this coming.
Even though Malin's player is the target, there's some resentment against Janelle's team building here: Brit feels they've never had to suffer through anything and doesn't like Wil's little cry of denial when Shane won. She also wonders if Frank would ever nominate any of that group and whether he has a F4 deal with them. Well, Britney always did have trouble with the big picture.
She's very aware of how much depends on the Coach's Competition: Malin can't be allowed to win this one. She's accused Dan of throwing the last two. She's right. He's denying it. She's still right. If it's any consolation to her, Janelle and Dan feel the same way about Malin-blocking -- for now.
...Danielle is firmly on Team Shane, but again: there is no showmance. It's a one-sided crush from her to him. Any time you see the editing, scream 'Lie!' and unleash the mute button of wrath. But it's safe to currently assume she'll vote the way Shane wants this week.
...not that it matters much, but it turns out coaches get their own letter when one of their players takes HoH. Britney took hers hard.
...Janelle has been bashing Britney hard, asking what she did (gamewise) to get the coach position in the first place. Janelle wanted Rachel. Or even Keesha.
Yes, I'm serious.
...Joe's already trying to work deals with Shane (and he's just so good at keeping them), but he keeps forgetting to check who else is in the room: Dan heard everything. Joe thinks he's going up this week. Joe's ego wouldn't let him believe otherwise.
...Shane had a bowl of Fruit Loops.
...Wil, Joe, and Jenn had a semi-subtle conversation about whether HoH was rigged, suggesting Shane used a 'special ball'. The way it just stuck over the 20 has been noticed.
...Dan calls the menstrual cycle 'dancing with the clowns.'
Better than dancing with Dan.