Yes, we're working off the same script as last week: power flips, previous regime beware, oh-what-are-we-going-to-do -- throw in an assortment of ibids and yadas and you're there. But keep in mind: right now, stupid people are throwing their money away voting on whether to keep or scrap this twist. And it will be scrapped no matter how those votes turn out, and those people will never see their money again. It's a plan. It's a con. It's WWE with no physical contact. Don't play three-card monte unless you enjoy kissing your money goodbye, don't bet with a magician, and don't trust Grodner on anything ever.

So right now, Janelle, Britney, and Malin should will be offered the chance to play. Dan is a question mark -- Danielle has a tiny chance to go out this week, but he and she should survive this. But do they all go in at once? Can some go to player status while others remains safe as coaches? And when does the first hamster come back?

The real mess starts in seven days. For now, let's just bask in the boredom while we still can.

@#$% would get real, but we were at @#$% on Day One.