LAST EDITED ON 02-29-12 AT 12:21 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 02-27-12 AT 11:46 AM (EST)
So, things are going well, I'm climbing and scratching my way back to the top, I've already gotten a chance to explore the G Spot, and ohhhhhh what a spot it is!
I'm happy, I'm smelling good since I've been lei'd, I've had some good beach volleyball, I've had my complementary champagne, and I'm looking forward to free beer day! Decides, on the spur of the moment to go and make my entries in front of the hut cam while skipping along to the hut cam, humming, "Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, uh huh....."
I approach the hutcam innocently, when at about 8 yards away comes this extremely foul-smelling stench....of, could it be, feces of some sort or another?? Yikes, runs away while grabbing my leis to cover my nasal and oral orifaces....this calls for action....dials 911, uh, Coco has been playing in the hutcam again, Mr. Tribe...please call the emergency personnel to handle the situation...what, Coco is there with you? Looks around suspiciously and sees something, someone hiding in the bushes....is that Mr. KINGFISH? And, what the *&%$#)(** is he doing with that camera...? Hey KINGFISH, take a picture of this....
....and, while you are at it, go and get your CHERRY up above...you LOSER!
Now then....let me call for some help, Mr. Tribe must be busy...First of all we need some deodarizer and sterilizing cleansers...
Then, we need some reinforcements to do the dirty job...
Next, I suppose I'll have to join them to supervise, of course....sees the big GREEN self cleaning button, and PRESSES....
....and now to make my entries as well....
G Bonus: My secret word is: SHAMELESS...Kingfish is a shameless LOSER.
In the Buck Wyld's Red Neck Keg Garden, I'll choose GOLD