LAST EDITED ON 02-26-12 AT 04:43 PM (EST)

The sound of the surf, the grunts and groans from cabin #9, the hoo hooing from the island monkeys, the sound of feces hitting the side of the lodge, it's hard to wake up when surrounded by such serenity.

But finally, after sleeping off the effects of the first evening's wild shindig and the amazing performance Kenny G gave (he plays my favorite elevator music and he sure can swing that little sax around, and he hits so many notes...) I woke. The smell of flowers hits my senses like a buttercup parade and I'm floating on the wafting Jasmine...(wavy lines, wavy lines).

But after two weeks asleep I really have to go, and as my impromptu bed in the sand was near this curious little hut labeled "Big John" at least I don't have to go far. Good thing because I really gotta go, quick.

Ahhhh...that's better. But the floral aroma sure has changed, I pity the next guy but at least it killed the mice. And what's that? Some little print? Something about "Prohibito - Kingfish"? Just below another another sign saying "Hut Cam"? What is this? Just because I practice projectile pooping and pee with my eyes closed they say I can't go here? What do they expect, anyway? Do they think the Kingfish poops in the woods? How droll!

Well since I'm here, maybe I can get my porta-potty pass renewed if I step up and answer some piddly little questions.

HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. Hopefully they will continue to show Alicia's delights in sharp quivering technicolor, so I'll say Monica, I think there was a crotch blur last week, and as an exNFL'ers wife, I think she knows what's twat.

B. Nut Nosher: Name 1 survivor who will be seen eating Coconut. (5)No Colton eating bananas jokes allowed here? Just a nut sucking joke? OK, Kat will eat Coco's nuts.

C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Kat again.

D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) Alicia

E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) Chelsea

F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Kat

Bonus
Maybe if I leave and look innocent no one will know it was me that made HutCam what it is. (Dang toilet paper on flip flops).

Not having a lei to my name, I am going to guess that the password is PoopyPassDelight, PPD. No? No? Howabout I just slip the Coco a banana? No?

(Sits behind LoserLodge Porch potted palm and begins video taping the action. And since I noticed that the Keg tap is leaking and dripping thru the floor boards, I have a source of nourishment. Better not be sheep pee).