LAST EDITED ON 02-23-12 AT 07:40 PM (EST)

LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go

*deep breath in*... ahhh! Nothing like that particular smell mix of desperation, compulsion and dysfunction.
On survivor, that is.
While on LLIsland things smelled much MUCH better.
Like flowers, really.

Now at the lodge...

HutCam Resluts:
A. Loser Manna: Christina ~ Colton ~ Tarzan ~ Monica (5)
B. Won't Shut-Up: Bill ~ Kim (5)
C. No Respite: Alicia ~ Chelsea ~ Christina ~ Kat ~ Kim ~ Monica ~ Nina ~ Sabrina (5)
D. No Safety: Alicia ~ Chelsea ~ Christina ~ Kat ~ Kim ~ Monica ~ Nina ~ Sabrina (5)
E. Disposable Vote: Monica (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Christina ~ Kat (5)

G● bonus:
Lei points were determined by their 'letter usability' for the entrance password for the Upcoming G● bonus.
This may absolutely be arbitrary. But it is based off of LoserScience and with the WoF letter repitition taken into consideration, some have more RSTLNEs than the others. That's all. Very Chemical.
Ginger: 2 ~ Hibiscus: 8 ~ Jasmine: 4 ~ Orchid: 10 ~ Plumeria: 6.
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Overall...

bydude ended up having an almost perfect three-way lei and came out on top of the G● bonus.
While CT, FloPo and Georj all almost achieve perfect HutCams it was CT and FloPo who translated that into highest weekly scores.
Meanwhile it is Vixen who ends up atop the pile of losers on the scoreboard.
And as it can't go unnoticed, The tradition continues of Moley's 'climb and slide'.
Starting this adventure in 1st, in week 2 he achieves a zero hut cam and the lowest G● bonus.
Brilliant!
Burrowing his way, and quickly, to the bottom.
Gah, I lvoe it!

LOSER	HutCam	G●	Lei Bonus	this time	last time	over time
Vix	20	Hibiscus/Jasmine/Plumeria	18	38	37	75
bydude	10	Hibiscus/Orchid/Orchid	28	38	34	72
Georj	25	Jasmine/Jasmine/Jasmine	12	37	34	71
FloPo	25	Hibiscus/Jasmine/Plumeria	18	43	24	67
D'Abby	20	Ginger/Jasmine/Plumeria	12	32	34	66
abs	5	Jasmine/Hibiscus/Orchid	22	27	37	64
CT	25	Hibiscus/Jasmine/Plumeria	18	43	18	61
Dakota	15	Ginger/Hibiscus/Jasmine	14	29	26	55
suzzer	20	Ginger/Hibiscus/Orchid	20	40	13	53
jbug	15	Hibiscus/Orchid/Plumeria	24	39	7	46
Moley	0	Ginger/Ginger/Ginger	6	6	38	44
Wall66	20	Hibiscus/Jasmine/Plumeria	18	38	0	38
5cats	15	Hibiscus/Jasmine/Orchid	22	37	0	37
The Gupster	0	.	0	0	5	5

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11.5 weeks to go...

I figured as much. The trip produces a sort of boat-lag and even with some aromatics, massages and seafood buffets it was indeed a pretty mellow arrival to the island.
Losers need their rest and now that you've got some energy back (hopefully) we can get to the HutCam questions... and the first G● bonus in the G● arena.

Anyways, down the path in the SE corner of the island, just below laplaya, is Hut-Cam.
Please take a moment to give an account of your stay AND answer the following set of questions...
HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5)
B. Nut Nosher: Name 1 survivor who will be seen eating Coconut. (5)
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5)
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5)

G● Bonus
Welcome to the G●!
The centermost feature of this island paradise.
You've had a couple of weeks to familiarize yourself with the regularities and now it's time to hold our first real event.
I cautioned you that you needed your faculties. Let's see if those warnings paid off.

What I didn't happen to mention is that the people we're about to meet can be... very nefarious.
Usually extremely drunk and always looking for a good time, our host for the occasion is none other than the Redneckiest...

BUCK WYLD!!!

Welcome, Losers!
To my RedNeck Keg Garden!

Once inside, you'll be able to participate in 2 different features.
Bock Hop and Cherry Pass!
But before I just let you in, you need to let me know the secretword.
What secretword, you ask?
Well, I ain't no stickler, so...

1. Secretword entrance:
Using the letters from the three leis you possess, utilize them to form a new word. Specifically, an ADJECTIVE.
It cannot be the name of a flower.
Once your ADJECTIVE has been presented, go ahead and enjoy the...

2. Keg Garden:
The seating is open. Pull up a wheelbarrow and mingle with other losers over some house-brewed brew.
Buck Wyld's Bareback Brew. In Gold, Amber and Dark.
And served in a glass boot.
Your initiation will be to pick 1 boot-o-brew and heave ho.
As a reminder this boot is the equivalent of four pints so ... only 1 boot per loser.
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Then, if you can handle it, the garden kegs are all full of budlight. Tap 'em and drink till you pass out.
Wait. Don't pass out. You'll miss the 2 events going on down below. And they are going on right now. Possibly waiting on your arrival...