She's managed to spread a rumor that Frank & Ian have a F2 deal. Why now? Why try to strike this early? Why not? It's not as if any story told or alliance made in this house has a shelf life of longer than three nights anyway. She's also been working the oh-poor-me-forced-to-evicted-innocent-Kara angle as if no one else ever cast a vote while crying at strategic points (and then denying she cried). Jenn seems to be seeing through this and is challenging her for details. The rest of the cage is just passing it around.

Meanwhile:

Shane continued to show just how much Danielle's one-sided crush means to him by dumping her out of the hammock. We should probably be glad he didn't get on his first reality choice -- The Bachelorette. (100% serious. He went out for it.) He's also been trying to draw out strategies with candy, where the pieces may be meant to represent actual hamster IQs.

Janelle got drunk enough last night to go Minnesota on us for the first time in years. Unfortunately, the people operating the feed cameras immediately switched away from her.

(There's been a lot of complaints about the way the feeds are being handled this year, with primary being that they'll go to fish for reasons that were legal for the entire run of the series. 'We don't know what we should be showing' is a close second.)

Danielle's attempts to push her Totally Not A Nurse lie have now led her to make up an entire classroom full of kindergarteners, which is actually kind of impressive even when the rest of the cage doesn't really care.

Britney is trying to talk JoJo out of being catty, teasing, annoying, and generally herself for the rest of the week in order to improve her odds on being kept. And I quote: "It has to be pink roses & rainbows coming out of your mouth this week." (Britney takes her coaching seriously -- so seriously that it's pretty much all she does.) With this and Dan instructing Danielle not to campaign at all, this could be a very low-key crawl up to the vote.

Joe continues to humiliate his children all over the Internet. May they return the favor.

Dan is still working his way in. Slowly, subtly.

And Britney told Ian that if he was watching at home right now, he would hate half the cast.

...only half?