"@HantzBB: I wanna apologize 2 @CBSBigBrother @CBS and ALL the fans 4 doing what I did last night. I truly LUV BB and am grateful 4 the opportunity"

He probably believes you actually spell 'for' that way.

In minor news:

Danielle might be going up as Shane's replacement, but nothing's confirmed yet. There's a small tilt towards JoJo (who has confirmed having been recruited off Facebook) -- but it's early yet.

Vagina Dentata, anyone? And I quote Shane: "My mom told me vaginas have teeth in them - I couldn't make that up! I didn't lose my virginity til I was 21." So --

-- wow.

...okay, moving on...

The question of Ian is now slowly turning towards 'Cast to break down?' If he is somewhere on the autism charts, should he have been placed in a situation virtually no one is capable of handling well? Did Grodner stick him in there to get her amusement from his suffering? What's the track record there?

Danielle is majorly crushing on Shane. Shane is not interested.

Joe applied for Every Single Reality Cooking Show In Existence. And where did he wind up? Here. You have been warned.

And most of the females in the house are getting together in a boy band.

Wil is the boy. They're the band.