LAST EDITED ON 09-18-06 AT 08:40 AM (EST)

Bilaal and Sa'eed (Philimated first): Nice people, sure, but two things - easy on the Allah stuff, and when you're in an airport, appearing to be Islamic isn't always a good move. I don't have a problem with Muslims, but some airport folk do. Don't end up like Andre and Damon.

David and Mary: Not sure what their deal is. At least David is encouraging.

Duke and Lauren: So which is he, the bigoted dad who hates his gay daughter or the crying dad who is overly emotional? Pick a personality and go with it.

Dustin and Kandice: Two things for them. Shut. Up.

Erwin and Godwin: Mildly annoying.

Kellie and Jamie: Who are they again?

Lyn and Karlyn: I could get used to them going far. If an all-female team wins, it ought to be them. If not...well, who the hell else should win it?

Peter and Sarah: OK, so she has an artificial leg. And the cast knew this and cast her when she would have to climb the effing Great Wall of China? Smooth, guys.

Rob and Kimberly: I don't know. Rob's a whiner and Kim's overbearing sometimes. Lenny and Karyn Part II?

Tom and Terry: They had Lynn and Alex all over them. Thankfully, there's no Romber to hate right off; they have to learn to hate some team. Least Favorite Team!

Tyler and James: Take Dustin and Kandice's advice. No one cares that you got out of rehab. Take your story to Oprah, fvckheads.

Vipul and Arti (Philimated second): I rather liked them, but they did something wrong.