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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.1"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-06, 00:35 AM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
Hey there, Racers!How about them twists and turns. You thought you knew the game, but you were wrong, wrong, wrong. Who would have thought there would be a non-pitstop elimination? Not you, Bilal and Sa'eed. You don't even get a Native Greeter. Bye! Don't bother asking me the point of adding an extra team and then an extra elimination to get rid of the extra team. It doesn't have to make sense as long as we mess with your confidence. Tyler and James! You're the first team to arrive. Here's 20 grand. That'll get you some of that land you wanted to buy if you won the Race. Duke and Lauren You're both pretty emotional people, aren't you? Well, that's nice. Peter and Sarah Good job getting up the wall. Did Peter's encouragement not get on your nerves, though, Sarah? I mean, come on. Just a bit over the top. Dustin and Kandice You surely did motor through the Labor task. Good finish. Rob and Kimberly So...you were saying stuff about how teams that are respectful of each other do better in the Race. I know Kimberly said that. Kellie and Jamie *looks around* Go ahead...Bilal's back is turned...go shake hands with him. It's funny that the uncoordinated boyfriends (did you see Tom on the wall?) got the Tai Chi thing first. Erwin and Godwin I guess none of Godwin's 14 dead languages helped in your homeland China, huh? Tom and Terry Wasn't that relaxing? Sure, moving a flat paddle with a ball around without dropping the ball isn't frustrating at all. Lyn and Karlyn I didn't laugh at all as Karlyn was climbing the wall. If your dislike of Sarah and Peter continues, it might be the weirdest feud ever. David and Mary It was funny how Mary offered support to Tom, but snapped at David to get going. Vipul and Arti You're the last team to arrive. You had the potential to be a very interesting team. Sorry to see you go. 
Administrative Notes:Please keep the game in the game thread or Bebo will come and kick your butt. You know she will. New players are welcome! All the Racers (as well as The Native Greeter, Phil's Golf Equipment and Phil's Turtleneck) have been spoken for except David and Tom. Anyone may post as a camera or sound person (see sign-up thread for sigs, if you like), locals, the fish heads or whatever. Be creative!
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-06, 02:22 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
Hey, Karlyn, you do ALL of the talking! I'm feeling pretty invisible over here....I say that tonight we hide Triatholon girl's leg while she is sleeping. We'll teach her to preboard a plane and take advantage of her handicap! I think we did pretty well, girlfriend, I am so proud of me you! 
See, I DO know how to put a sentence together! Really!
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-18-06, 11:31 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
We're Team 6!! Hurray!!Gimme an S!
Gimme an E!
Gimme an X!
Gooo Team Six!! I hope that you were all paying attention to my driving. It's all about being erect, and I'm not just taking about the Gamecocks. As I learned when forming the pyramid during freshman year (and let me tell you, there were some fresh men) it's all about posture. Have you ever seen anyone sit as erect as me while driving? Heck, I don't even use the back ot the seat. So far, so much fun. I just love being the hottest girl in the race*. 
*this may or may not be an attempt to start a cat fight with Kandice. 
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-06, 12:22 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-18-06 AT 12:24 PM (EST)Miss Sue! *clap clap*
Miss Sue! *clap clap*
Miss Sue from Alabama
Sittin' in her rocker
Eatin' Betty Crocker
Watchin' the clock go Tick...tock
Tick tock shawalawala
Tick...tock
Tick tock shawalawala ABCDEFG
Wipe those cooties off of me
Moonshine, moonshine, moonshine
Freeze! ~ Seana's 7-year-old daughter and her little friend
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Peetah 334 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-06, 03:49 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-18-06 AT 03:50 PM (EST)You can call me Ter-Bear. I'm sure I can think of a name for you. You're right. We ARE the prettiest girls. Those plastic Miss Americas are no match for us! We should totally form an alliance, girl! We'll help you out with brains, and you can help us out by hooking us up with the boy models. They're fffffancy! *Slowly crosses Jamie's name off the Christmas Card List* 
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-06, 04:27 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
how do you get your teeth so white*clap clap-clap* Gimme a T!
Gimme a U!
Gimme a Th-Brush! *high leg-kick*
Yes, but mine are real...
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emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-06, 11:42 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-18-06 AT 11:44 AM (EST)I'll be Tom of Tom and Jerry where's my siggie?!?
We can do it yes we can we can we can do it we have a plan!!
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emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-06, 12:23 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
Shut up,u minx, my ankle was twisted! We're friendly but the others wont' be getting our 12 page Christmas letter updating all of our friends on our adventure!!WE can do it yes we CAN!!  Those cheerleaders are nice for like make up tips but they just don't have the equipment...
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Peetah 334 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-06, 12:46 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
Hello, Beautiful People! jumps up and down and does some dancing We are so excited to be here!!! I thought I was the calm one, but I'm just not the loser one!Tom, honey, didn't we look great on our intro? Not only are we homosexuals, we're METROsexuals! I love getting manicures! Watch out Brad Pitt. Btw, Brad, thanks for the whole gay marriage support thing! It was fab hanging out with the cheerleaders. Clap clap clap-clap-clap clap-clap-clap-CLAP-"We're Gay!" Wooo! Spirit Fingers!! Wasn't that detour fun? I don't know why we had so much trouble with the balls, but we did. Eventually we both got our balls. Hurray!! And, honey, good job climbing up the wall. All you had to do was get straight! Good job! Er, what? Anyway, I do have one thing to say. Please don't whine so much. We're here to have the adventure of a lifetime. But no Christmas cards--it is a race, after all. Tom, honey, we were number 8! does some moves I learned at a circuit party Wooo! This is going to be fun!
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Peetah 334 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-06, 01:05 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-18-06 AT 04:53 PM (EST)MMM HMMM, you bet we'll be friendly to your closeted selves. Just so you know, Tom and I have an open relationship. My boyfriend is cute in his way, but after all, he is sorta a loser. And you're right, you do have better hair. It's because you're METROSexuals, just like us! We didn't get to talk much in the first leg, but we'll be seeing you round. Tyler's the funny one, but you're the smart one, I can tell. No offense to the real Tom and Terry, nor a reflection of their sexual relationship
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-06, 01:35 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
Did you see my dad scale that wall!!! I was sooooooo proud of him (wipes tears). You see, we haven't been getting along too well lately. In case you don't know I'm a lesbian and my dad has refused to hug me for, well, ever. He was afraid of, well I'm not sure what he was fearful of.I'm athletic, my dad just said. Well, duh, if he had been paying attention he'd have know that. Anyway, I'm sooooo happy that we are bonding. And I'm so happy *squeal* that our heart-wrenching, family trials has gotten us into this game. We'd have never made it on this show if I wasn't, if I hadn't, if he woulda . . . well now MY daddy is the greatest! His little girl is going to make him proud! 
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-06, 09:10 AM (EST)
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58. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
No I'm a language and speech pathologist, thank you very much.I help wee little ones learn to talk. Where's daddy, has he run out on me again?
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings
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09-20-06, 12:58 PM (EST)
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73. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
My haircut. I have it long to school you about us lipstick lesbians. Gooossshhh Daddy!
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings
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09-20-06, 12:59 PM (EST)
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74. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
A double date! *jumps up and down* Oh goody!
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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-06, 01:52 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
Well, Allah be darned, I never expected to be Philiminated before the first pit stop. What a bummer. I don't understand it, as my partner Sa'eed and I made sure to get in all our prayers and avoid the evil handshakes and all. Well, I guess we won't be displaying the virtues of Islam to all the infidels through this race and proving that Muslims are good people who can kick butt at challenges. Hmm, where did we go wrong, Sa'eed?? We are such good friends, that we should have made it to the next round. We would have laid those bricks fast and scurried up that wall as though there were 10,000 virgins up top waiting for us. Well, at least I didn't get my robe dirty. I'm wondering, though, if this isn't a conspiracy to keep good stereotypes of Muslims away from the public's eye . . . propaganda, I tell you!! Think about it, first the Muslims, then the Indians . . . hmmmmmmmmm.
Who's your Abu?
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zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-06, 11:25 AM (EST)
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64. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
I'm sure it had nothing to do with us stopping to pray five times a day.More likely it was our fault for not being able to figure out where Mecca was the last time. Allah has punished us for bowing towards Australia! Now, we must seek atonement by sabotaging the others so that no one wins this Race. 
I declare jihad on all of you. Especially Phil, you smug bastard. Jihad on you, jihad on your family, jihad on your golf equipment....
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popeave 433 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-06, 02:57 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-18-06 AT 04:59 PM (EST)SARAH,YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! YOU ARE SO INCREDIBLE! DON'T YOU STOP AND JUST KEEP ON DOING YOUR THING! YOU CAN UNLEASH YOUR INNER STRENGTH AND OVERCOME ANY OBSTACLE THAT LIFE CAN THROW AT YOU! THERE'S NO WAY ANYTHING CAN GET IN YOUR WAY. IF YOU ARE EVER UNSURE WHERE TO STEP OR HOW TO APPROACH A CHALLENGE OR WHAT TO THINK, I WILL TELL YOU! And don't worry about losing that hydraulic fluid from your leg. At the pitstop I'm sure I'll find a way to pump some extra fluid in. Remember how you said in our intro that because of my expertise with prosthetics I can take care of you the way no other man can? *wink* And Bama Mamas - Don't worry about how I micromanage my partner. We are successful for a reason! And I'll have to turn down your offer to kiss your behind, even though it'll be a hard target to miss. Maybe the next time you're getting on an airplane, you could ask for pre-boarding because it will take you so long to wedge you butts into the seats! 
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Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-06, 03:31 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-18-06 AT 04:19 PM (EST)Welcome to China! Tyler and James -- so stong and vital! You gobbled fish eyes like they were candy, laid bricks like a member of the Masons and then flew like pidgeons up the Wall. Congratulations on that $20K (and yes, it is OK to tip the Native Greeter) We're so happy that somebody cleared up the confusion. Some taxi drivers would have driven you to the Great Wall of Cleveland. We must say, that it was most regrettable to have to say so-long to the Karma Kids. But then, you two must have been really bad in your previous lives to get such bad luck -- going to the wrong resturant so many times, getting rotten taxi drivers, ect. ect. ect. Maybe sometime in another future life you will be granted riches. But not this time 'round. We're so sad that we didn't get to greet Bilal and Sa'eed. But be glad that the 'surprise' that was first talked about in pre-production meetings (the secret is out -- Native Greeters are part of EPBvMs crew) was to have the last team to the Forbidden City beheaded with one of those nasty lances the guards were wielding. But we had sponsorship issues, so decided to make it the non-pitstop elimination. In case you didn't notice, we did have our twin sister next to me. She is often ignored and is used to it, so shed no tears.
edited to fix ugly stuff
Not only ubiquitious, but superfluous, too!
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beau_30 952 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-06, 10:48 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
Yea Kandice, wait Am I kandice or am I dustin. Geez, who has the brains in this relationship i mean friendship, oops don't want to slip. Well anyways like it was fun not showing us climb that wall wasn't it. We just flashed the prodcuers and bam we were on the top like a genie did it. Oh hey wheres John's I means Scotts Genie when we need him. Oh shucks. There I go again rambling. Lets win this race shall we. An All Female TRIO in the finale, us, the queens, and the other queens, win this race. YEA.
Blondes have Feelings as well
I would like to stop the world population, save the enviroment, and stop world hungry... oh wait this is the wrong competition.
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-06, 10:39 AM (EST)
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60. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
*borrows brain back from Kandice*Yea Kandice, wait Am I kandice or am I dustin. Geez, who has the brains in this relationship i mean friendship, oops don't want to slip. Well anyways like it was fun not showing us climb that wall wasn't it. We just flashed the producers and bam we were on the top like a genie did it. *Smacks Head* Whoops, it's like deja vu all over again. *Smacks Head* There we go. All better now. The brain was on the Kandice track instead of the Dustin track. Anyhoo...I'm so glad that Kandice and I (we're Miss USA contestants you know, I'm miss California and she's Miss New York) could bless the rest of this race with our beauty. Afterall, we've been sharing our beauty with the good old U S of A for sometime now as beauty contestants (I'm miss California ya know?). Hey Kandice, I think those cheerleaders have been Marsha Brady'd in the face with a football one to many times. They think they are the most beautiful racers. Everyone knows the truth, its US! Hehehehehe. *perky smile, wiggles cute a$$ for the camera* 
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beau_30 952 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-06, 11:08 AM (EST)
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62. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
*uses brian on Kandice track*
Wow I know, are cute a$$ got us into 4th place, and even though were stuck in 8th place for a while we managed to come back. Next week how about we make out with the producer.
Blondes have Feelings as well
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Denalio 904 desperate attention whore postings
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09-20-06, 02:35 AM (EST)
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70. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.1" |
Oh Thar you are! I need ter foller my man. We'un did ourselves proud tah-day! I really enjoy'd eating them McFishEyeballs. Yum Yum. We had those jus' last week with the possum stew, but the Chinese do have a yoo-neek way ah pre-parin' them that Ah trooly enjoy'd. At McDonalds, we jus' deep fried 'em like ev'rythang else.And Ah am so proud ah us, how we wuz climbin up that thar wall.
We may not be the purdiest racers, but we aim to win this here Survivin' contest. When do we all get to vote? *looks around for a torch* I know my man gonna be respectin' me for my part on the show. And I can't barely wait for seeing stuff like the Eye-full tower. I wonder what kinda Eye-full it is. Yeeee Hawww!! I am so excited. I larned me some phrases to he'p us in other contries like if'n we end up in Furrin' lands like Canada or England or even New Jersey or Cally-forneeya. 
We gots three kids. Our son Darrell, then Daryl (she's the girl) and our other son, Darrell
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