1) OK, what is Big Booty and did they need music for that? I'll guess they had a shaking contest.

I decline to answer based on this being a PG-13 board. (I will say there was some brief confusion over the rules regarding whether things should be kept entirely lower-level.)

2) Isn't it too early for Jeff to obsess over a POV win when there appears to be two undesirables on the block and Big Brother brought Jeff and Jordan on for ratings so they won't let them out of the cage this early, especially w/ a D.ick exit already? Jeff! Take a chill pill!

Jeff knows he's working with a handicap. He loves Jordan. I really do believe that: he's truly in love with her. And because he loves her, he accepts her for what she is -- dumber than a concussed chihuahua. Jeff can't like their odds on anything intellect or memory-based, and he has every reason to sweat when such competitions materialize early. For him, Jordan's failure turns into a sneak preview of his own game-demise.

3) Danielle less whiny? She can coast for a few cycles, thanks to her Dad's exit! All she had to worry about is whether she goes on slop or not (and slop seemed to really bring out the worst in her).

Multiple reports have her actually laughing. A lot of feedsters also feel she's more mature. Add it all up and no one's sure if this is a same-name who snuck in.

4) A nominee, week 1, saying don't change the noms? Is she replacing Marcellus as the BB nomination idiot?

Two major possibilities:

A. She's forfeiting. She doesn't care if she quits or gets voted out, but she'll hang on a few days for the vote-out.

B. She's that confident in getting rid of Keith. The Golden Key and two more cycles of safety sound like a good prize to her, and her 'Hey, have you seen this yet?' partner seems like a sure bet for gathering the majority of votes. It also lets her claim she took one for the team with the newbies (risking her own neck) while working with the boomerangs (didn't interfere with their plans). Repairing some more of the early damage.

5) What is weird about this new cast so far is there doesn't seem to be someone in it that people would want to root for them to come back next year...I know we are just in the first week...but they seem like supporting players to the retreads.

Shall we call it the Boston Rob casting strategy? But it's harder for a hamster to dominate...

6) Does Kalia have a relative on the Supreme Court? Because placing pubic hairs around just seems ookey. I wanted to like her and that's her sense of humor?

Probably not a good time to tell you about her having admitted to passing gas into other people's pillows, then?

9) I'm calling it now. BB will do a montage of Adam's going WOOAAOOO-OOOAOOO in his heavy metal voice. I am over it already and it is week one.

If he goes early, I'm predicting a 'Who can do the best imitation of Adam' night once the cage gets drunk enough.

As for Dick... I think the not-talking-again bit is a strong possibility. I also think he might have seen himself as too great a target and left so as not to be voted out: in his eyes, it's pulling a Dalton. 'I leave on my own terms and if that means I screw the show over, even better.' The cowardice aspect gets completely ignored. And as a bonus, he gets to say 'I protected Danielle'. Rationalizing all the way out the door.

But -- we're relying on the editing and his own words on the subject. Which is less likely to deliver any level of truth?