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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Be the Amazing Racer 9.11"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-06, 00:05 AM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 9.11" |
Welcome to some place in Thailand, Racers! You know, one town's very like another when your head's down over your pieces, brother. It's a drag. It's a bore. It's really such a pity to be looking and the board not looking at the city. Congratulations, BJ and Tyler! Good job eating bugs. How are you feeling? Do the bugs feel like they're scrabbling around inside your tummies? I bet you'd really like to throw up again, wouldn't you? Sorry, am I making you gag? Whoops. I wonder how long it will be until you can eat again? Here's some mouthwash. Eric and Jeremy: Team number 2 *and* no product placement prize! You get nuh-thing. Nada. Zip. Funny how you still couldn't find a cab. Not that I would laugh at the contestants on this game show reality program. Ray and Yolanda: I was kind of thinking that your first place finish last week was a bit of a fluke, and this kind of proves it. Well, third is better than fourth. Monica and Joseph, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you that not only have you been eliminated from the Amazing Race, but your hated rivals are still in it and you never won even a single prize. Heh heh. I do love to kick 'em when they're down. Oh and FTR, I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine. 
Thanks to Angelfood for inventing this game. As always, please keep the game in the game thread. New players are welcome! All the Racers have been spoken for as well as:
BJ/Tyler's Camera Guy
The Pit Stop Mat
The Clue
The Cluebox
The Genie
Phil's Golf Equipment
Yolanda's Butt Please feel free to post as anyone else. For example: a monkey, one of the after-school cricket eaters - be creative!
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-06, 00:39 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.11" |
Oh, no, MoJo are coming here to Sequesterville! Even with Mistuh Lake-sir around, it's been kind of peaceful around here.Fran, better get those ear plugs out, or we'll go insane with that brat Mo running around here saying, "It's not fair, it's not fair." 
And Mo wants a family and all that? Pul-lease, start on that after you leave here, Mo. You squeal loud enough as it is.
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CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings
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05-12-06, 10:01 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.11" |
Well, Barry, how do you think we're gonna even have the desire to start a family when you talked about your sex life? Ewwww... old people sex. Killed my desire straight away. Those old hairy arms and back of yours are another big ewwww... I'm surprised that you even ended up in sequesterville; I'd of thought you would be in the zoo. By the way, you missed getting to hang out with your family in Thailand. Jo and I said hi for you. You like the imitation I did of your family; eating the same way they were. Ha ha, that was funny. 
What's the matter Barry, aren't you used to hearing your woman squeal?
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-06, 09:15 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.11" |
T-TOW!T-THAI! Excuse me! I believe I ordered Pad-Thai? **Cough...Gag...Blow Chunks of Cricket and Grasshopper Wings and Exoskeletons** Anyone wanna see me take off my shirt???? 
I'll be your tiny dancer, your dancer for money.....}
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-06, 02:39 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.11" |
I regret to inform you that Estee the Cluebox will be unable to post at this time due to the significant damage inflicted on Estee the Cluebox by that those @#$#^#^@##$@! Donald Trump monkeys.Please be assured that all efforts are being made to rectify this situation. Sincerely, Cluebox Repairman
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Puffy 6702 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-06, 06:59 PM (EST)
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9. "I'm the Travelocity Golden Gnome" |
Ha Ha, everyone won a vacation except MoJo. No Travelocity vacation for MoJo. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
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