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"The Amazing Race 9: Ep. 10 Official RTVW Summary"
But then I met a man who had no feet

No Shoes
words and music by Roy Zimmerman

I was feeling sorry for myself
Because I had no shoes
But then I met a man who had no feet
And I said, "Friend, can I have your shoes?"


Previously ON TAR:

Five teams set out from Oman and the Hippies had no money. Some teams left money but not MoJo. Hippies make the plane at the last minute. MoJo whine (hopefully for the last time), Franberry supported each other but fell behind. At the roadblock Fran had trouble but other teams found their way through the tunnels. RaYo got back on track but narrowly missed elimination. Franberry goes home.

see http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID54/1328.shtml by Scuba Steve for all the details.

Who will be eliminated next? Does anyone think it will happen this episode. I didn't think so.

We start just south of Perth at the sailing club. Will the tension between the Hippies and MoJo come to a head, will RaYo come back from being in last place

FratBoys leave at 11:47pm
MoJo leave at 11:48
HippIes leave at 11:56
RaYo leave at 12:23

The clue tells them to make their way to the Swan Bells. A tower 15 miles across town with bells the English gave Australian bicentennial. Makes up for populating the country with felons now doesn't it? At the top of the tower is the clue box that no longer has to hide from FranBerry.

FratBoys enjoy watching the Hippies and MoJo fight. Cut to MoJo talking about how much they hate the Hippies and that they would never be vindictive like this outside the race. Of course not, only editing makes people into vindictive whiners, we all know that. FratBoys borrow a cell phone and order two taxis. The Hippies confess that MoJo thinks they are being deceitful when they are just being honest about what dastardly things they have planned for other teams. MoJo and FratBoys with no deceit in their hearts tell the Hippies hey are waiting for bus and let the Hippies chase after the taxis they called and they know are for them. The Hippies borrow a cell phone from the local drunk in the gutter, not only do they get a taxi but a new PowerWord, PopoZao Ta-Tao. RaYo are still learning all the little quirks about each other that may be endearing now, but will be the basis of their insanity defense in a few years when the scales tip and jail time for murder would be less painful than the breakup or divorce.

MoJo arrive at the Swan Bell Tower first and find out it opens at 8 am. Boy those few minutes you saved by being mean to the Hippies sure paid off, now didn't it. The locals offer to let Monica stay at their place for free until they find out that the bloke would come along with her (Or at least that is what the subtitles said, who knows how well they translated English into English for the subtitles) The Hippies and RaYo catch up to the bunching point. The FratBoys and MoJo whine that RaYo wandered off by themselves again. Really, I don't blame them from wanting to be as far away from "the ladies" as the Hippies called the Gang of Four that is MoFratJoBoys. The Hippies think about using Eric's flirting with Monica to break up MoFratJoBoys.

As a new day dawns Ray calls for a taxi to be there for him at eight. Tyler also calls to get a taxi. FratBoys get a taxi in the name of Doug Brewbaker an homage to their love of yeast. The FratBoys then cancel the Hippies Taxi without a trace of deceit. They then, with love and honesty, cancel Ray's taxi. The Hippies make it up the tower first to the newly immobile clue box. RaYo are second to the clue box. They will fly to the city of Darwin Australia, drive themselves to a crocodile farm and wade out through the crocs to get their clue. FratBoys are in third and MoJo is currently in last place. The Hippies get in a taxi after saying the called for one. MoJo come up and check and it is their taxi so the Hippies being the mean bastages that they are give up the taxi and let MoJo have it. Ray calls for the taxi again and finds out his other one was canceled. Meanwhile, Doug's taxi still has not arrived. Since MoJo aren't there, they get the blame for canceling the taxi. Some days Karma comes around more quickly than other and Doug aka FratBoys cannot find a taxi. Gee, boys, I know you don't understand the concept all that well, but indeedydo in most cities taxis have people going to this thing called W-O-R-K first thing in the morning.

There is much discussion of the taxi-canceling by MoJo and RaYo have a discussion on the ethnicity of doing stupid things.like walking through a pool of crocodiles. MoJo get to airport first and with nothing but honesty in their heart try to bribe the ticket-clerk to not let anyone else know when the first flight out is. The Hippies arrive next and ask MoJo if they canceled all the other taxis and they very unconvincingly say no. RaYo arrive with the same cab canceling story. Joseph tells Monica the FratBoys are being sneaky by telling everyone MoJo did it. Joseph loves how everyone lies at this point in the game but gets upset when the Hippies start with the Monica Does Dallas And FratBoys routine. MoJo's promise of a kiss gets them on the same flight everyone else gets that lands at 7:10 PM.
They land in Darwin, find their cars, drive off to Crocodylus Park in any given order which doesn't really matter as we are at yet another bunching point and the park opens at 9 am.. The bugs attack Monica as The Hippies start in on Monica Does Dallas and FratBoys Part Deux the one where the FratBoys start out the film by feeding Joseph to the crocodiles by hanging meat around his neck. Can you feel the love.

REMEMBER!
Crocodiles bite.
They can also move
very quickly.

After getting suited up in hip waders and bright red gloves the teams get a safety briefing before entering the croc ponds. Try not to lift your feet, let them slide along. If you step on a croc it will bite you. Don't put your hands near the water and no sudden movements. Looks like everyone gets their own pond to play in. The teams now drive to the town of Batchelor 50 miles away. Their next clue awaits them in an airfield.

CAUTION!
Yield will bite you
ahead and you will move
very slowly..



On the drive MoJo pass the Hippies in attempt to get to the Yield first because they believe those deceitful stinking Hippies will Yield them because, well, they said they would. How deceitful can you be? Telling people you will do something before you do it. The Hippies stay right on their tail and prepare to jump out of the car. The Hippies beat MoJo to the clue box. MoJo can't understand how those Hippies got ahead of them. (Um they got out of the car faster?) and just as they said they would the Hippies yield MoJo. Because Every.Second.Counts. MoJo hurry the Hippies off the mat so they can flip the hourglass.

<insert Phil's standard description of a Roadblock....how does he do it show after show, the same lines over and over...he has got to be close to cracking by now>

In this Roadblock one person must chose a plane which will fly to 12,000 feet and perform a tandem skydive to the...wait for it....this will shock you....the ground below. Because you know how hard it is to get the law of gravity to work for you when you need it. The FratBoys and RaYo pass MoJo who are waiting and still cannot understand how the Hippies beat them because they got the car in the driveway first. How dare they get out of the car faster and run harder...it just Is.Not.Fair. As they wait the Pity Party continues and they take out their frustrations with the Hippies on each other because picking each other to pieces is always the best way to ensure good teamwork later. BJ jumps first. TA-TAAAAOOO! The Hippies give MoJo a wide berth as they pass hem on the way out. MoJo stand there are argue like children after all the sand runs out because EVERY.SECOND.WAIT I AM TOO BUSY COMPLAINING TO COUNT. They eventually notice the cameraman filming the hourglass and then notice the sand has run out and head over to the jump. Eric is the second to jump. Ray is the third to jump. Yo thinks it is sweet how the tandem jump guy is holding Ray. Ray is not amused.

The next stop is the Magnetic Termite Mounds in Litchfield National Park. The Hippies are the first to arrive. They are careful not to touch the mounds because termites will eat all the wood in your body. Dude what have these boys been smoking? The detour is Dry or Wet. <insert Phil's standard description of a Detour> In Wet teams drive 6 miles to a roadside park. They will hike and swim 1 mile down a jungle river full of spiders an poisonous plants to get their next clue. In Dry they drive 6 miles on road and then another 6 miles off-road to a rock formation called the Lost City. They will choose a didgeridoo and find the Aborigine with the a didgeridoo with the same pattern. Once each member learns to play a note they will receive their clue.

The Hippies choose Wet and we cut back to Monica getting ready to do her jump. The FratBoys also choose Wet (like there was any doubt). RaYo choose Dry as Yolanda doesn't know how to swim <she said it, I didn't>. The Hippies followed by the FratBoys start down the river course wearing the appropriate safety gear. MoJo stop to ask for directions to the termite mounds. They start to drive off, knowing they are in last place and the whining continues all the way through the commercial break. Remember Only Sleaze balls Yield, MoJo would never do anything like that to win. RaYo get to the Dry location and follow the music to find the matching didgeridoo. Meanwhile the Hippies find the spiders. RaYo find the right didgerydoo. Ray get his note and Yolanda manages to get hers between the giggles. As they get their clue we get a preview of the pitstop, Lake Bennett, the last team to check in here *Phil ducks, greeter guy whips a pair of whips around--thwack-whack-whack-whack-whack* may be eliminated.

RaYo and MoJo meet on the dirt road as RaYo come back. FratBoys catch sight of the Hippies on the river course. MoJo get to the site and make some noises and get the clue and are currently in second place. The Hippies finish the river course followed closely by the FratBoys who catch up to them in the parking lot. RaYo are the first to get to the mat. They win each a 1 year lease of a Mercedes M-class like they were driving today. Ray asks if the drivers side will be on the right side. Phil tells him it will be set up for America (which I call the left side of the car). While the Hippies and FratBoys ask for directions MoJo catches up with them. We see a blur of Joseph flipping off the Hippies as he tails them, what style, what class, we believe you when you say you aren't like this in your real life. In yet another chapter of Life.Is.UNFAIR! The entrance for Lake Bennett is clearly marked. How dare the Australians do that to MoJo. They all get ready for the foot race. In a moment of heavyhanded foreshadowing, the FratBoys make sure they have their shoes on. It is a sprint to the mat. For most of the running Mo is behind but pulls it out in the end to just beat BJ to the mat.

In a fit of good sportsmanship Mo won't even shake hands with Tyler. Eric and Jeremy you are Team #2. Joseph and Monica you are Team #3. BJ and Tyler you are the last team to arrive. In another fit of good sportsmanship Monica wrinkles her nose at them. However, this is a non-elimination leg and you are still in the Amazing Race. They will have to turn over all their posestions, including the shoes left in the car and not worn to the mat. Monica in a final fit of good sportsmanship says that at least they aren't playing mind games and starting rumors about others. MoJo says the yield lit their fire, The Hippies say they have shed their cocoon and will emerge as butterflies that win the race.

Scenes from our next episode:

Teams travel to Thailand and provide a feast for the monkeys. Joseph and Monica break down.`What, they aren't done whining yet?!?




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 RE: The Amazing Race 9: Ep. 10 Offi... cahaya 05-04-06 1
 RE: The Amazing Race 9: Ep. 10 Offi... Cygnus X1 05-04-06 2
 RE: The Amazing Race 9: Ep. 10 Offi... Lasann 05-05-06 3
 RE: The Amazing Race 9: Ep. 10 Offi... bullzeye 05-05-06 4
 RE: The Amazing Race 9: Ep. 10 Offi... Earl Colby Pottinger 05-06-06 5
 RE: The Amazing Race 9: Ep. 10 Offi... strid333 05-07-06 6
 RE: The Amazing Race 9: Ep. 10 Offi... michel 05-08-06 7
 RE: The Amazing Race 9: Ep. 10 Offi... qwertypie 05-08-06 8

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1. "RE: The Amazing Race 9: Ep. 10 Official RTVW Summary"
Great summary, and fast, too! I enjoyed reading it.

the Gang of Four that is MoFratJoBoys.

Careful, or you could end up in a reeducation camp! (pssst, I agree!)


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Cut to MoJo talking about how much they hate the Hippies and that they would never be vindictive like this outside the race. Of course not, only editing makes people into vindictive whiners, we all know that.

Nicely and quickly done, Snidge!


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Bravo!!



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(Or at least that is what the subtitles said, who knows how well they translated English into English for the subtitles)

Beauty! Great job on the summary - and fast? Wow!

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Like the review. However you did not bring out the fear that Phil showed for the whipman. This must the most distance I have seen between him and the mat at a pitstop ever!
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Great summary!


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That was hilarious! Hiding clue boxes and Yields that bite! Loved it.

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Great summary!
Those stupid shoes got me booted from the casino.
BOO!



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