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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 05-04-06, 09:51 PM (EST) "Hawkeye - Episode 9.10" Required Immediately: Snarky answers to snarky questions. 1. Hey, boys! Karma came back and bit ya in the a$$! Name some other instances where Karma has come back to get the Frats. 2. Instead of crocs, what other kinds of scary things could the teams have waded through? You may be racer specific. 3. Yeah, you were yielded, so shut up already! Instead of teams who have been yielded to just stand there and whine, name something (a task) that the team should be forced to do during that yield period. You may be racer specific. 4. Where did Joseph's new-found back-bone come from? 5. This is a race for gosh sakes! Why does Monica's hair always look so perfectly coiffed? 6. Let's pretend TAR decides to go all Aprentice-like and does a team shuffle. What would the new teams be and how would these new teams act? 7. Whose parachute did you want to not open? 8. What would happen if Monica & Eric and Yolanda & Jeremy hooked up? 9. How cheap can you get? What's the real reason for TAR only giving leased vehicles as a prize? 10. Name some of the benefits in racing barefoot. Extra Credit: What were Phil's Golf Equipment thinking as that guy kept whipping around that whip thing? Siggie courtesy of Seana   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Hawkeye - Episode 9.10 cahaya 05-05-06 1  RE: Hawkeye - Episode 9.10 Molaholic 05-05-06 2  RE: Hawkeye - Episode 9.10 Cygnus X1 05-06-06 3  RE: Hawkeye - Episode 9.10 Max Headroom 05-08-06 4

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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-05-06, 00:49 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Hawkeye - Episode 9.10" 1. Hey, boys! Karma came back and bit ya in the a$$! Name some other instances where Karma has come back to get the Frats. Lack of a score, still a goose egg. 2. Instead of crocs, what other kinds of scary things could the teams have waded through? You may be racer specific. Each other. 3. Yeah, you were yielded, so shut up already! Instead of teams who have been yielded to just stand there and whine, name something (a task) that the team should be forced to do during that yield period. You may be racer specific. Read and pass a quiz on Dr Phil's "How to Get Along With the Person You Love and Hate the Most". (Ok, I made that up, but I'll split the royalties with him if he steals this idea.) 4. Where did Joseph's new-found back-bone come from? A croc, and not only the backbone. Clue: It's cold, too, and would suit Monica just fine. 5. This is a race for gosh sakes! Why does Monica's hair always look so perfectly coiffed? TAR production team hairdressers. (This might actually be true! Anybody know?) 6. Let's pretend TAR decides to go all Aprentice-like and does a team shuffle. What would the new teams be and how would these new teams act? Donald Trump would jump out the window as soon as Monica opens her mouth; season cancelled. 7. Whose parachute did you want to not open? Clue: Said 'this isn't fair' on the way down. 8. What would happen if Monica & Eric and Yolanda & Jeremy hooked up? The first two don't leave the pit stop until after the Race. The third joins Ray as the pair first to leave the pit stop the next morning. The fourth never makes it out alive. 9. How cheap can you get? What's the real reason for TAR only giving leased vehicles as a prize? It'll be reused for the race next season. 10. Name some of the benefits in racing barefoot. Prepared in advance for the "Walking the Coals" detour. Extra Credit: What were Phil's Golf Equipment thinking as that guy kept whipping around that whip thing? We've been shafted. An Arkie Asian creation, with Foo dog images by Bob.   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-05-06, 07:56 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Hawkeye - Episode 9.10" Usual disclaimer. I post first, then read. So anything that is repeated is really just a co-inky-dink. 1. Hey, boys! Karma came back and bit ya in the a$$! Name some other instances where Karma has come back to get the Frats. There is that gay-ish picture floating about the net. 2. Instead of crocs, what other kinds of scary things could the teams have waded through? You may be racer specific. I’d say wading through BJ and Tyler’s dirty laundry water would be rather scary, but then again, since there’s only about 17 μl of the stuff, it really shouldn’t be that much of a challenge. 3. Yeah, you were yielded, so shut up already! Instead of teams who have been yielded to just stand there and whine, name something (a task) that the team should be forced to do during that yield period. You may be racer specific. So being trapped within earshot of Moanica isn’t considered a task? 4. Where did Joseph's new-found back-bone come from? There was a dingo road kill we didn’t see earlier on. 5. This is a race for gosh sakes! Why does Monica's hair always look so perfectly coiffed? 100 cans of AquaNet hair spray – soon to be seen as the next product placement, btw. 6. Let's pretend TAR decides to go all Apprentice-like and does a team shuffle. What would the new teams be and how would these new teams act? What a second here – are you trying to say that the teams are somehow different from each other? It is to laugh! 7. Whose parachute did you want to not open? Moanica – amazingly, her jump-teacher took another flight and did the 10,000 foot final step sans parachute just to rid himself of the permanent headache he got from her. 8. What would happen if Monica & Eric and Yolanda & Jeremy hooked up? The end of the known universe, at minimum. 9. How cheap can you get? What's the real reason for TAR only giving leased vehicles as a prize? Budget fights between TAR and Survivor are getting really nasty. 10. Name some of the benefits in racing barefoot. Nobody will confuse you with Richard Reid. Extra Credit: What were Phil's Golf Equipment thinking as that guy kept whipping around that whip thing? ”Holy carp! First the circumcision, then the tight disco jeans, then the funky mat dance – now this?!” ”A Life is not Important except in the Impact it has on other Lives.” Jack Roosevelt Robinson   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-06-06, 12:27 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Hawkeye - Episode 9.10" 1. Hey, boys! Karma came back and bit ya in the a$$! Name some other instances where Karma has come back to get the Frats. Two words: Paternity suits. 2. Instead of crocs, what other kinds of scary things could the teams have waded through? You may be racer specific. Rayola: Just the water would be enough. DoDo: A bunch of guys who DON'T pay any attention to Monica. Hippies: Shoelaces. Frats: DNA kits. 3. Yeah, you were yielded, so shut up already! Instead of teams who have been yielded to just stand there and whine, name something (a task) that the team should be forced to do during that yield period. You may be racer specific. DoDo: Knit Monica an un-revealing top. Ray: Speak. Hippies: Since they don't do enough of it, have them stand there and whine. Frats: Chug Depo-Provera. 4. Where did Joseph's new-found back-bone come from? Someone at the youth hostel last episode wasn't using it. 5. This is a race for gosh sakes! Why does Monica's hair always look so perfectly coiffed? Her off-camera hair consultant is Midge. 6. Let's pretend TAR decides to go all Aprentice-like and does a team shuffle. What would the new teams be and how would these new teams act? Too bad Fran wasn't still around, or we could have "Frolanda," with bigger hair than the Glamazons! We could have "B Ray", with one extremely expressive happy guy and the other just glaring at him all the time. Eric and Monica . . . would likely not be seen again until, say, nine months later. Joseph and Jeremy would be the "Double-J's". Jeremy would spend the whole race trying to teach Joseph how to pick up babes. No one would notice Joseph, kind of like now. That leaves Yolanda and Tyler, Team "Yolander." They quit the Race and decide to start a new morning show to fill the gap left by Howard Stern and Robin Quivers. 7. Whose parachute did you want to not open? Monica's, to see if her inflatable safety devices really worked. 8. What would happen if Monica & Eric and Yolanda & Jeremy hooked up? The Surreal Life 9. 9. How cheap can you get? What's the real reason for TAR only giving leased vehicles as a prize? Bruck has sunk all his money in Mercedeses for the CSI: franchise. 10. Name some of the benefits in racing barefoot. You spot that unsightly toe fungus much more quickly. Extra Credit: What were Phil's Golf Equipment thinking as that guy kept whipping around that whip thing? "Amateur." Better than I deserve. So's this sig by tribephyl.   Top

Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-08-06, 09:16 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Hawkeye - Episode 9.10" 1. Hey, boys! Karma came back and bit ya in the a$$! Name some other instances where Karma has come back to get the Frats. "We'll just take a shortcut on this dirt road in Oman. That'll catch us up for sure." 2. Instead of crocs, what other kinds of scary things could the teams have waded through? You may be racer specific. Wanda and Yolanda: DEEEEEP water Dave and Lori: Domino's pizza sauce Eric and Jeremy: A large pool of liquid estrogen Lake: The bodies of people who messed with him, dadgummit Desiree, Dani, Danielle: Piles of maps and driving directions 3. Yeah, you were yielded, so shut up already! Instead of teams who have been yielded to just stand there and whine, name something (a task) that the team should be forced to do during that yield period. You may be racer specific. The Official TAR Yield Challenge: Remain silent for the entire time of the hourglass. Each spoken word or sound will add 1 minute to the duration of the Yield. 4. Where did Joseph's new-found back-bone come from? He borrowed it from Barry. Now that the race is over, Barry can go back to having Fran run his life for him. 5. This is a race for gosh sakes! Why does Monica's hair always look so perfectly coiffed? Two words: Makeup consultant. It's not just her hair, let's not forget her perfect makeup - the girl cries 5,318 times per episode, yet her smeared mascara gets fixed every time before the cameras are on her again. 6. Let's pretend TAR decides to go all Apprentice-like and does a team shuffle. What would the new teams be and how would these new teams act? Team Henpecked: Michelle and Joseph Team Too Much Caffeine: Lake and Monica Team Hold Still While I Kill You: Ray and Jeremy Team Clueless (TARFE-Style): Dani, Danielle, John and Scott 7. Whose parachute did you want to not open? All of them. Hopefully then BvM would recast the final four teams and find some interesting people. 8. What would happen if Monica & Eric and Yolanda & Jeremy hooked up? Monica would come bouncing out of the pit stop at the start of the leg, makeup and hair perfect, while Eric would sleep for a week. Yolanda would rejoin Ray at the start of the leg with a smirk on her face, while Jeremy would be two hours late after spending the night stuffed headfirst into a small garbage can. 9. How cheap can you get? What's the real reason for TAR only giving leased vehicles as a prize? The combination of free gas for life and free SUVs for the Bransens broke the budget for all of CBS. Even Survivor had to cut back (hence all the recycled challenges from past seasons). 10. Name some of the benefits in racing barefoot. Just ask a Kenyan marathon runner - barefoot running is the key to endurance. Extra Credit: What were Phil's Golf Equipment thinking as that guy kept whipping around that whip thing? "Thank goodness most of the whipping motion is vertical; the man-b00bs will protect us."   Top

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